Go Naomi. Maybe Zoolander wasn't fiction after all? __________________ Campbell: Catwalk CIA Model hunts down Bin Laden Struggling to keep up with the movements of international terrorists? Rest assured, Naomi Campbell has her finger on the world's pulse. According to the New York Post, the tempestuous clotheshorse has revealed that she has 'intelligence sources' (an intriguing disclosure in its own right) across the globe, keeping track of terrorist activity. More importantly, La Campbell has let it be known that her network of spies has been keeping tabs on none other than Terrorism Weekly's centrefold pin-up, Osama bin Laden. The supermodel has confided in close friends that she knows for a fact Bin Laden is holed up in Saudi Arabia. In his war on terrorism, George Bush has come to appreciate fully the power that high-profile stars have at their fingertips: Bruce Willis offered the White House his wealth of combat experience, but was considered too old for action. Now Cambell's intelligence may prove the most devastating (and oxymoronic) weapon since the smart bomb. Expect to see a command centre set up on the catwalk in the near future. Who needs the CIA when you've got Naomi Cambell?
F*ck it, bomb her house! We said that we will not stand for anyone who does not help us rid the world of terror. Plus she is way Way WAY WAY WAY overrated. I do not find her the least bit attarctive. If it were Tyra Banks, I would go personally negotiate with her!
sweet... thanks rimrocker! that article is too damn funny.. what the hell is she smokin' cause I sure would like some!
Reading through their stories, that seems like your typical Inside Edition-esque tabloid news to me. Amen!
We should get her on WMD. It sounds like she's better than the NSA/CIA and the best spy satellites in the world.
