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Houston. The Adult Entertainment Capitol of the US

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by persian hoopa, Apr 22, 2003.

  1. persian hoopa

    persian hoopa Member

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    This is one of the things I miss most about not living in Houston anymore. Houston is blessed with having the best strip clubs in the country and the town boasts an awesome array of escorts and massage parlors. Austin can't compare with H-town in this regard.

    The quality of girls at Treasures is legendary and so are the dances and ahem "extras" as well. Michaels I hear is also quite choice in this regard. The escorts in this town are smoking as well. There is excellent choice and price ranges as well.

    The one thing I worry about having the Super Bowl in town next year is that the holier than thous in City Hall might be tempted to clean up H-town's image. They do not realize that we being a mecca of adult entertainment actually brings in a lot of business and makes us a popular place for conventions. The idiots in Tampa cleaned up there titti bar scene before they had the SB a couple years back and destroyed the industry up there. They like Houston were considered to have the best strip clubs in the country.

    Who else here (please be honest) also likes to dabble in H-town's wonderful strip club and escort scene. I spent mad money when I used to live there. Treasures, Michaels, Escape, and 5806 are my favorites. What are your favorite places. How often do you frequent these places and how much money do you drop? I have easily dropped over $20,000 on strippers and escorts over the bast 9 years.
     
  2. MadMax

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    I'm so proud.

    By the way...I think you're $20,000 on escorts is a judicial admission. Watch your back.
     
  3. drapg

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    On the TK show today, Sam Smith revelaed that just about all NBA coaches warn their teams not to go out when they visit Houston to play the Rockets, knowing that it's the strip club capital of the world and the chances to get into trouble are vastly advanced.

    I found it rather funny.
     
  4. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    With all fairness to H-town, I believe Las Vegas has better strip clubs. I have collected enough data to be able to accurately judge this, trust me.
     
  5. The Real Shady

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    Men's Club is not bad also but I would have to say Treasure's is the penacle.
     
  6. rezdawg

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    Vegas cant touch HTown when it comes to strip clubs. Treasures and Michaels are escort services built into a legal scene. Vegas has nothing of this sort, or at least not to the same level.
     
  7. codell

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    $2,200 a year on a stripper? :eek:

    To each his own I guess ...............
     
  8. Woofer

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    When I was in Houston, Rick's was the big thing. Did it burn down or what?
    Every time I go to Vegas, homeless people peddle flyers for strip clubs and escorts to me on the street. Is it just more subtle in Houston?
     
  9. Drewdog

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    No place in town can top Men's Club or Treasures. Be nice to the ladies and expect possibly some after hours action ;). Not that its ever happened to me or anything......
     
  10. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I've only been to Vegas once, and vastly enjoyed the V.I.P. room at Cheetahs. Where would you recommend for my next trip this August?
     
  11. bigtexxx

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    Houston is awesome for strip clubs, but I too would probably give the nod to Vegas. Jaguars, the new Sapphire (it's HUUUUGE), Club Paradise, Olympic Gardens, Crazy Horse II, etc. Full contact laps, awesome women.

    Treasures is still my favorite out of all of them, though.
     
  12. RIET

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    With all that money he saved from your free Astros parking tips, why not splurge?
     
  13. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Las Vegas

    Level 1:
    Jaguars -- Brand new place that is the most luxurious club I've been in. Excellent quality and quantity of dancer.
    Sapphire -- It is my understanding that this is the largest club in Vegas in terms of both square footage and number of dancers. It is new like Jaguars, and I have yet to go there.

    Level 2:
    Olympic Gardens
    Cheetah
    Crazy Horse II


    Begin the evening at a Level 1 club, the highest class places, and then progressively work down this list as you become drunker. End the evening at the Crazy Horse, my choice for the raunchiest.
     
  14. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Trader, Sapphire blows. I went to Vegas over new years and was looking forward to going there and seeing what all the talk was about. Unfortunately, its nothing special at all. Dont waste the 20 bucks on cover there. I went to Crazy Horse afterwards and had a much better time. Plus, Jason Giambi was there, so I got to talk to him for a couple minutes.

    Im going back next month, is there good action at Jaguars?
     
  16. rezdawg

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    Ricks is still good. But, it doesnt touch Treasures.
     
  17. peleincubus

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    I personally have known some girls that work at Treasures. If you think going to Treasures is fun you should try what i have done with there employees.:D :cool: ;)
     
  18. rezdawg

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    Fill us in. Im all ears.
     
  19. SamFisher

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    The best place in the whole wide world for that sort of thing is Montreal, Quebec. Tons of beautiful women and Lapdances for about 12$ american, and a lot more...permissive.
     
  20. LSU_MPA

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    What do you think that coaches tell their players when they come to play New Orleans? Bourbon street is not exactly known for its churches and the only praying around there comes from the people gambling in Harrah's casino.
     

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