A few times by random females. Come to think of, it always turned into something straight out of a porno scene. Weird.
Yes in my office right after law school. Girl I was messing around with was under the desk on her knees. Was caught by cleaning lady. Humiliating. Cleaning lady told the landlord that had an office in the building.... Week later got called into my bosses office and told I made him look bad... Explained I had a girl under the desk and wouldn't do it again... Was fired on the spot... Walked out of bosses office and everyone watched as I cleaned out my office.
I said yes, but they were all close calls. I do not think anyone really could say for sure it was happening, but they probably put 2 and 2 together.
No, but I've had three (Yes, some may say that's an unapproachable number that only Honey Badger could understand) girlfriends who I caught. I think for women, it's so naughty, they want to be caught.
If you were getting a handy from someone else is that really masturbating? As for the main subject of this thread I guess there is no such thing as TMI.
Boss: I'm gonna get right to the point... it's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct? George: Who said that? Boss: She did. George: *blank stare* .... Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anybody had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon........ because you know, I've worked in a lot of offices and people do that all the time. Boss: You're fired. George: Well you didn't have to say it like that. Boss: I want you out of here by the end of the day. <object width="420" height="315"><param name="movie" value="//www.youtube.com/v/-RvNS7JfcMM?version=3&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="//www.youtube.com/v/-RvNS7JfcMM?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
yes, plenty of times, and no...i did not want to be caught. sometimes you just wanna get off without some dude all up in your biz. i think it's pretty funny whenever guys say something like "why do chicks masturbate when they can get a man to fck them whenever they want?" of course it's ususally the jackhammers who have no clue about how to pleasure a woman.
Is it worse to get caught masturbating than having sex? I'd say so. I have been caught doing similar things to Nook publicly but never by someone I knew so I never really gave it much thought. I had a number of close calls when I was younger watching HBO in the family living room late at night with the sound off.
