You don't understand. He's him. Surely someone will pay a $170 premium to buy from him, instead of the major retailers that have it in stock.
I'll give you tree-fiddy. But you're gonna have to hand-deliver to northern California. Tonight. Let me know if interested. Thanks!
I live in China. I need it in my hand in less than 2 hours. Will give you a billion dollars if you can make it. Thanks.
Sold! Someone paid me PayPal $50 more than I was asking and even paid for shipping. Proves you guys wrong. Had to ship it to another country tho. Hopefully it makes it OK. I didn't buy the insurance.
thank you very much, i will enjoy it in nigeria. please send me back the $10 million dollars in cash, since i paid you $10,000,650.