Chronicle headline that'll make you say "Duh!"

Well, it was kind of humid outside yesterday ....................

 

oops ...i meant Sunday

I am sure Cop Watch will be all over this one.

 

I hate STUPID Headlines!!I mean, DUH!!!!

Doctors: Sunscreen Prevents Skin Cancer

News2Houston wants to educate the public about skin cancer. So, News2Houston is airing stories all this week for its Buddy Check series on First At 4 and News2Houston Nightbeat.

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Skin cancer is the leading killer of people in their 20s and 30s, according to doctors. In fact, many physicians said that they are seeing more cases of skin cancer in younger patients.

Melanie Gould was diagnosed with the disease when she was 14 years old. Now, the letters "SPF" have an important meaning for her.

SPF stands for sun protection factor. She has to wear it at all times.

"It has become something I do on a regular basis with moisturizer and lotion on my arms and legs," Gould said.

The skin cancer was found when Gould went in to have a mole removed from her leg.

"I have never heard of anyone having skin cancer at such a young age and I just thought that old people had it and it was just something that got sliced off at the dermatologists and that was it. It was a huge shock," Gould said.

Remembering to wear sunscreen daily has become a lot easier since so many products include it.

Sunscreen was added to products for other reasons than preventing prevent skin cancer, according to cosmetic industry experts.

Jennifer Phillips is Nordstrom's skin care manager. She said that sunscreen helps fight the effects of aging.

"It is in your moisturizer. It is in your foundation," Phillips said.

Newer products on the market make it easier to get a tan without sun damage. It's a tan in the bottle.

News2Houston's Dominique Sachse tested the following products on her legs.

Lancome Soleil Expert Sun Care Flash Bronzer With Sunscreen
Lancome Soleil Expert Sun Care Flash Bronzer Self-Tanning Moisturizing Tinted Mouse With Vitamin E
Michael Kors Leg Shine

Dominique was pleased with the results of all three products.

Dr. Paul Mansfield, with M.D. Anderson Cancer Center, said that he would like to see fewer people hitting tanning beds.

"I mean, it is deadly and it is just something you should be concerned about. So wear some sunscreen and cover up and don't go to tanning beds," Mansfield said.

 

I guess it would be too much to hope that Channel 2 has video of this.

 

LOL!
MMMMMMMMMM,Dominique Sachse!!!!!

 

No competition. Sexiest newsperson in Houston.



Chris Wragge.

 

I beg to differ.

 

Dominique Sachse will always be cool in my eyes, because she actually accepted in person the "sexiest newslady in Houston" award from a UH editorialist (Jesse Handy).

Lisa Foronda is also hot, but she came off like a bimbo on the radio one morning (they were playing some game and she got one answer wrong after another).

 

That headline doesn't make me say duh, what if the guy was crazy or something? Crazy people run around naked too.


Damn that Chris Wragge, the least he could do is parade Victoria Silvstedt around town so that we can get a gander at her assets.

 

Back on topic...

Here are some actual newspaper headlines (hilarious!!!):

• ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT
  
• AIR HEAD FIRED
  
• AUTOS KILLING 110 A DAY -- LET'S RESOLVE TO DO BETTER
  
• BAN ON SOLICITING DEAD IN TROTWOOD
  
• BRITISH UNION FINDS DWARFS IN SHORT SUPPLY
  
• DEAF COLLEGE OPENS DOORS TO HEARING
  
• DEALERS WILL HEAR CAR TALK AT NOON
  
• DEATH CAUSES LONELINESS, FEELING OF ISOLATION
  
• DEER KILL 17,000
  
• FARMER BILL DIES IN HOUSE
  
• HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS
  
• IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
  
• KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS
  
• LAWMEN FROM MEXICO BARBECUE GUESTS
  
• LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF
  
• LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS
  
• MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FACES BATTERY CHARGE
  
• MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER
  
• NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP
  
• NICARAGUA SETS GOAL TO WIPE OUT LITERACY
  
• OLD SCHOOL PILLARS ARE REPLACED BY ALUMNI
  
• PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
  
• REAGAN WINS ON BUDGET, BUT MORE LIES AHEAD
  
• SMOKERS ARE PRODUCTIVE, BUT DEATH CUTS EFFICIENCY
  
• SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY
  
• SOVIET VIRGIN LANDS SHORT OF GOAL AGAIN
  
• SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM
  
• STEALS CLOCK, FACES TIME
  
• SURVIVOR OF SIAMESE TWINS JOINS PARENTS
  
• TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD
  
• POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
  
• SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED
  
• DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE
  
• SURVIVOR OF SIAMESE TWINS JOINS PARENTS
  
• FARMER BILL DIES IN HOUSE
  
• STUD TIRES OUT
  
• PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
  
• EYE DROPS OFF SHELF
  
• TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS

 

HAHAH TOO FUNNY!!!


oh yea btw..

Dominque and Lisa are soooo hott

 

what are they doing?

 

I'd tell ya, but I dont want to get banned