Cato for Shaq and Mobley for Kobe.

Since the Lakers are paying too much for Kobe and Shaq, I figure they would want to get rid of them. After all, they do consist over half the payroll of the franchise.

They want a cheap shooting guard so I think Cuttino would fit in. Mobley's contract is cheap and its well worth the price. Kobe is over rated anyways. Yeah, he scored 10 40 pt games in a row...pffffff...who cares.

Why would they want Cato for the Shaq daddy? Since the Yao Ming fiasco about the racist slurs, the asians have been rallying for Shaq to get out of town and the Lakers management don't want to be labeled as racist so they have to move Shaq. I think we can take advantage of the situation and get Shaq to play behind Ming.

Of course to match the contracts,

the Lakers get Rice, MoT, Moochie, Nachbar, Collier, Griffin and our 2nd round draft pick.

to make the roster full, we'll just sign Jordan, Bird, Kareem, Magic Hakeem out of retirement. Of course we'll use genetic engineering to reverse their old age and make them play like they once did.

So we have

Francis
Kobe
Posey
Shaq
Ming

on the bench we have
MJ, Bird, Kareem, Magic and other NBA legends.

If we don't go into the playoffs next year with that team, I think we should fire Rudy T.

What do you guys think?

 

this was just another trade thread, I made it cause there were people saying we should get Garnett for Griffin and Mobley and Payton for Mobley and Rice and what not.

Relax, its a just a parody

 

I was being sarcastic...jeez. learn how to take a joke.