Since the Lakers are paying too much for Kobe and Shaq, I figure they would want to get rid of them. After all, they do consist over half the payroll of the franchise. They want a cheap shooting guard so I think Cuttino would fit in. Mobley's contract is cheap and its well worth the price. Kobe is over rated anyways. Yeah, he scored 10 40 pt games in a row...pffffff...who cares. Why would they want Cato for the Shaq daddy? Since the Yao Ming fiasco about the racist slurs, the asians have been rallying for Shaq to get out of town and the Lakers management don't want to be labeled as racist so they have to move Shaq. I think we can take advantage of the situation and get Shaq to play behind Ming. Of course to match the contracts, the Lakers get Rice, MoT, Moochie, Nachbar, Collier, Griffin and our 2nd round draft pick. to make the roster full, we'll just sign Jordan, Bird, Kareem, Magic Hakeem out of retirement. Of course we'll use genetic engineering to reverse their old age and make them play like they once did. So we have Francis Kobe Posey Shaq Ming on the bench we have MJ, Bird, Kareem, Magic and other NBA legends. If we don't go into the playoffs next year with that team, I think we should fire Rudy T. What do you guys think?
getsmartnow hides behind a rock, as this post is about to get majorly flamed, abused, and ripped apart....
this was just another trade thread, I made it cause there were people saying we should get Garnett for Griffin and Mobley and Payton for Mobley and Rice and what not. Relax, its a just a parody
yeah sure, the asians have been rallying for shaq to get out of town, that's why on tnt at shaq yao II, i saw an asian wearing a lakers jersey at courtside and a couple of asian journalists in california actually defending shaq's prejudiced remarks. do you even know how many asians are laker fans? there are so few chinese anyway. even if they offend chinese, the koreans will still come to the lakers games. they don't give a f**k. doesn't la have a larger korea town than china town? hmmm... anyway, everytime i visit an asian forum, i always see topics on the lakers and not the rockets. hmmm.... maybe they're not yao-only fans and they actually liked basketball before yao ming made it to the nba.
