Drexlerisms.

Clyde is a troll

But keep him

 

Let's replace the glyde w/ Rudy T

 

Seriously, especially for those who think Worrell is getting old and senile, how about this: Bill is talking about the first two home games of the regular season and the tough 3-game road trip after that. Clyde: ...and then it'll be TIIIIMMMEEE..for the regular season to start [silence follows] How dumb is this guy??

 

"This game is being played at a high level"

He said that repeatedly last night. Made me think people wouldn't make it out of the bar if there was a drinking game that was attached to Clyde saying that phrase.

 

The best part about the child abuse line was the second half of it.

I think he said this is like child abuse.... it has the potential to get violent. I was laughing so hard at that. I think Clyde really just has a dry sense of humor, and sometimes its comes off as stupidity. Or maybe I'm, giving him too much credit.

 

Yay I found that one.(don't know how to post the video) fast forward to 8:13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nziz4ryKo20

That really made my day,so hillarious.


Gotta love Clyde

 

i'd like to give clyde a clubbing. the only good thing about no Rockets on Uverse is I'm not forced to listen that idiot during home games.

 

I definitely cringed when Drexler noted Beverley's aggressive defense by having them ask Westbrook.

Give me Walt Frazier any day of the week. There's nobody else in the business who drops rhymes and uses of SAT vocabulary words like they're going out of style.

 

dude's f'ing hilarious

 

Back when me and Hakeem played (insert refs let that go, people threw elbows, post play was better, etc.) oh yeah and the always entertaining laugh at his own "joke" lol but hey gotta love clyde

 

Or the fact that he said "point of emphasis" well over 300 times haha

 

We should come up with rules for a Clyde drinking game. I'll start:

1. Drink every time Clyde mentions that Lin needs to learn how to fall instead of falling like a sack of potatoes

 

Clyde had a stereotype locked and loaded when Lin was fouled during a fast break where he was nearly clotheslined by Dirk. He said Lin should open his eyes but stopped short of stepping over that line.

 

It's a point of emphasis this year! <After every foul> It's a point of emphasis this year! You think?

 

lmao "young superstar in the budding"

 

2. Drink every time Clyde says someone should've dunked it

 

Drexler: "Dwights doing everything, except selling popcorn". -_-

 

Harden fouls Amir Johnson.

Bill: James gave Johnson a love tap.
Bull: Just a mere push.
Bill: [Groans] Oh come on.

5 seconds of silence later

Clyde: hehehe, that was pretty funny.

 

Looks like Drexler hs gotten to Bullard as well.

"Rockets have to take the first 5 minutes of the overtime seriously." - Bullard.