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Another break up thread

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DudeWah, Oct 18, 2013.

  1. DudeWah

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    So, I broke up with my girlfriend last night. And the conversation actually made me lol. I told her there were some things we had to discuss so I was gonna stop by her place after school. I get there and the convo goes as follows...

    me: "so you've been acting really different lately, what's up with that?"

    her: "well idk. I guess things have been weird for me lately. I'm actually not sure about all this anymore. I just dont see where this can go for us."

    me: "no way lol. I was actually coming over here to break up with you!"

    her: "haha really? This worked out really well."

    me: "so i'm pretty hungry, let's get some food real quick before we never talk again."

    her: "k let's go."

    Then we got some panda express and I kissed her goodbye.

    Probably the best break up I've ever had. And we dated for like 9 months? Feels good man.
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    Do any of you have similar "good" break up stories? It's kind of nice given the usual amount of forever alone type posts about this stuff.
     
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  2. Jontro

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    No goodbye secks?
     
  3. crose

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    No smash one last time?
     
  4. DudeWah

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    nah brah aint nobody got time fo dat.
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    On a serious note you can always find someone new to smash. That one last time of having sex usually ruins the memory. Eh.
     
  5. cheke64

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    Yep, she looks like she was seeing somebody already. She happen not to give a fack.

    Stay strong bro. Don't cry.
     
  6. peleincubus

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    Probably a decent reason you break up with someone... You don't want smash anymore.
     
  7. crose

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    What does a memory have to do with masturbating with someone else's body one last time?
     
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  8. DudeWah

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    I'm actually fairly certain she is. It's actually fine though. I started talking to someone else beforehand anyways lol.
     
  9. DudeWah

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    Getting laid is easy brah. Having a relationship that didn't work out, but you can look back on and say that it was good all the way through is more important.

    Plus we had enough of da secks ya knoimsaiyan?
     
  10. ima_drummer2k

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    Finally a CF relationship thread that doesn't involve a guy being dumped and gently weeping under the covers in a fetal position desperately wanting her back.

    There is hope for Clutchfans!
     
  11. Jontro

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    Still should have had one last unprotected secks with some hathaway action.
     
  12. superfob

    superfob Mommy WOW! I'm a Big Kid now.

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ac2Nq33SEx4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    This, and preferably on yougotposted.com when you realize how hurt you are. Funny stuff aside, smooth breakup bro.
     
  16. Rocket River

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    Sounds like demotion!!!
    She no longer the GirlFriend . . . but had Friends With benefits material!!!

    In College me and GF broke up but were FWB for like 6 months afterwards

    Still friends afterwards . . . . it can happen

    Rocket River
     
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    Was this that trick I met at FPSF?
     
  18. droopy421

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    Not after Panda Express. Save yourself.
     
  19. baseballa56k

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    don't feel like making another thread on this but since it's relationship stuff.. Hooked up with a girl on vacation and want to hook up again. Weird or romantic gesture to buy a girl a plane ticket to come visit you?
     
  20. Smokey

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    Do it.
     

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