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Utah's Chinese will be at the Delta Center cheering for the Rockets on Wednesday!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by jamalccc, Apr 7, 2003.

  1. macho GRANDE

    macho GRANDE Elvis, was a hero to most but................

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    Excellent post.
     
  2. qrui

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    me too!:D
     
  3. rrj_gamz

    rrj_gamz Contributing Member

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    How bout' this...

    THE DYNASTY HAS ARRIVED...

    or...

    JAZZ SUCK...

    ok, maybe not the last one, but definitly the first one...;)
     
  4. TCDREAM

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    how about :

    "chineese love yao.....hate jazz"
     
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    yao: make the jazz sing the blues :rolleyes:
     
  6. Launch Pad

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    I "pick" The Jazz to "roll" into oblivion.

    Yao: Shining and proud,
    Malone: Whining and loud.

    Malone or Ming:
    Which one rhymes with "ring"?

    The air must be thin in the mountains; all the Jazz players keep flopping.

    Special delivery for from China to the mailman.
     
  7. jamalccc

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    Guys, I know you hate the Jazz, but you've got to remember, the chairman of the Chinese Student and Scholar Association won't let me write Jazz bashing signs. He said, (translation) "we are there to support Yao, not to bash the Jazz". Moreover, my secret agenda is to get some of these signs on TV. Most of your suggestions won't do.

    Here are a couple I liked from you:

    "THE DYNASTY HAS ARRIVED... "
    "Special delivery for from China to the mailman."

    Well, here are a couple I came up with, what do you guys think?
    1. Malone the Mailman(crossed-off and relaced with) Yao the Chairman delivers!!
    2. Yao Ming Kos JaZZ. (KJZZ is the local channel that will broadcast the game).

    What do you think?
     
  8. jamalccc

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    Any more suggestions? If not, see you tonight on TV. Watch out for the Chinese section if they do turn the camera there.
     
  9. rrj_gamz

    rrj_gamz Contributing Member

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    I personally love this one...;)

    "THE DYNASTY HAS ARRIVED... "

    I expect to see it tonight...:)
     
  10. DarkHorse

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    Just because I can't resist responding to this thread because y'all crack me up...


    I'm graduating from BYU this December, and my best friend here is in fact, black. And he's Mormon, kids.

    Also, I work with 3 Chinese Mormons here on campus. Whoa, one just walked by now! Coincidence, or something else?

    ;)

    Now, if they would just kick Achebe out of the state, this place would be respectable... :D
     
  11. reptilexcq

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    Jingo bell...Jingo bell...Jazzy oldie way
    Jingo bell...Jingo bell...Jazzy oldie way

    Stockton is getting too old...Malone is getting no where...
    Hey...Jingo bell...Jingo bell...Jazzy oldie way
     
  12. coolpet

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    I guess we can spot you very easily from all the chinese :D
     
  13. jamalccc

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    It's too much pain for me to keep track of the Rockets. I don't think I can do it anymore, especially when the finals are coming up soon, I don't have time and emotional resource to stay with this team at this time.

    The game Wednesday night was the biggest embarrassment I've had as a basketball fan for a long time. None of us had anything to cheer about, and none of us had the chance to show off our signs. We left Delta Center in such bitter disappointment and we think we had enough.

    Maybe I've been following the Jazz for so long, that the ugliness of the Rockets offense was just too much for me to handle. Well, maybe next year.

    So long my BBS brothers.
     
  14. Mr. Mooch

    Mr. Mooch Contributing Member

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    Nooo, ummm, don't.....leave.....


    Jamal--to be honest, no one can be both a Rockets fan and a Jazz fan. It's just won't work out.

    That is, unless you devise a system:

    Jerry: I think we've worked out a system.


    George: Oh, you know what you're like? You're like a pathetic gambler. You're one of those losers in Las Vegas who keeps thinking he's gonna come up with a way to win at blackjack.


    Jerry: No, this is very advanced. We've designed at set of rules that we can maintain the friendship by advancing all of the relationship pitfalls.


    George: Sure, all right. Tell me the rules.


    Jerry: Okay. No calls the next day.


    George: (To himself) So you're havin' the sex, next day you don't have to call. That's pretty good. (Back to Jerry) Go ahead.


    Jerry: You ready for the second one?


    George: I have tell you, I'm pretty impressed with the first one.


    Jerry: Spending the night. Optional.


    George: No, you see? You got greedy.


    Jerry: No, that's the rule. It's optional.


    George: I know less about women than anyone in the world. But one thing I do know is they're not happy if you don't spend the night. I could be a hot, sweaty room with no air conditioning and all they have is a little army cot this wide (Displays with French fry) You're not going anywhere.
    ------

    btw, Jazz SUCK.
     

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