That awkward moment when....

Real G's stick hand in pants and scratch like a baws.

 

yeah bro, you gotta get that checked by a profesiional

 

Put some lotion on it breh and go to town. It's the Jontro way.

 

Where's my powder?

 

The older you get the less itchy your nuts become. It like they're shedding skin.

 

Oh, ClutchFans.

You never fail to amaze you.

 

You never fail to amaze me.

Damn, I'm too tired!

 

What about that moment when it's really humid outside and your scrotum decides to latch on to your thighs and you have to do that awkward movement of your hips and legs to make your scrotum not stick to your thigh anymore?? Anybody?

 

I figured you'd be the type to like a good ol nutsack story.

 

Yeah that's kinda annoying when it happens.

 

Or when your boxer button falls off but you're too cheap to throw the boxers away so if your balls hang out it's all good..... cause you make a porno fantasy.

you: "oh hey val, nice of you to come drop those brownies off for no absolute reason"

Val: "no problem! oh seems like your balls are hanging out... mind if i suck on them?"

you: "yeah sure!"

 

Awkwardness in the damn car, always happens even with the radio

 

Penicillin or you be illin, brah

 

"Find a nearby sink" - Spacecitykid

 

Looks like those crabs are at it again, eh?

 

...when the doctor stinks his finger up your ass to check your prostate. Just had that treatment yesterday. Then, he gives the box of tissues to clean up the lube. He's lucky I didn't sh_t on his hand as a reflex action. How do gay people do it? Lol.

 

Itchy nuts and sticky sack are really only bad when women are around. Scratching/adjusting in these situations only offend their sensitive asses. Ditto burping. Whenever a guy burps in public with no women around then says "excuse me" I always reply "You're not excused" because no excuse is necessary.