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i found a long black hair in my tv dinner...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Surfguy, Apr 6, 2003.

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  1. Surfguy

    Surfguy Member

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    It was an Uncle Ben's Rice Bowl Spicy Peanut Chicken.

    And, worse, I had eaten some of it. Then, I see this hair and I'm thinking...is that my hair? No way that is my hair. My hair is brown and short. This hair is black and long. It was all stirred up in there and there is no way it came from me or my house.

    I feel gross and disgusting now! Who knows where that hair has been? Am I entitled to anything for my suffering? I will never have another one of those again. I am just so sickened by this whole experience. I may never eat again. :eek:

    Why? The failure of the hair net! I have been targeted! Time to use the toilet plunger on my face. Uncle Ben's Rice Bowl...tis made out of people. Eek :eek:
     
    #1 Surfguy, Apr 6, 2003
  2. BobFinn*

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    At least it wasn't a razor blade or a piece of glass.

    :eek:
     
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  3. kidrock8

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    I guess it was Uncle Ben's hair.
     
    #3 kidrock8, Apr 6, 2003
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    If you think about it, why wouldn't the hair belong to someone who regulary washes their hair.
     
    #4 CndDrr, Apr 6, 2003
  5. outlaw

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    well at least you know it wasn't a pubic hair
     
    #5 outlaw, Apr 6, 2003
  6. Mr. Mooch

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    "A little bit of uncle Ben in every bowl."
     
    #6 Mr. Mooch, Apr 6, 2003
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    hair is nasty, especially in food. Sorry bro.
     
    #7 rezdawg, Apr 6, 2003
  8. Surfguy

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    Would it do any good to send in the bowl and contents along with hair for DNA testing??

    Then, we could prove it was one of those factory people's hair and I get $ for my suffering.

    Or, maybe they would just replace it. :(

    I guess there is something to be said for fresh food. At least your eating your own or a family member's hair then.

    Hmm...if it could happen here, then it could happen in a soy burger patty or anywhere. I dunno...I need a 20/20 special to figure out how bad the problem is.
     
    #8 Surfguy, Apr 6, 2003
  9. s land balla

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    i went to this mexican restaurant on westheimer once, its called fandangoes, and there was a big a$$ cricket in my coke and i didn't even know till i was halfway done...
    ...the said thing is, ive been back to that restaurant a helluvalotta times since then...good fajitas, what can i say...
     
    #9 s land balla, Apr 6, 2003
  10. Band Geek Mobster

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    Is that the same Fandangoes chain that used to be on 1960 by Charlies?

    I used to love that place back in the day...
     
    #10 Band Geek Mobster, Apr 6, 2003
  11. rezdawg

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    El Tiempo off Richmond for Fajitas. nuff said.
     
    #11 rezdawg, Apr 6, 2003
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    Fandangoes is the shiznit, though what the hell did they do to that place when the renovated it? It use to be just a mexican restaurant, now they added stuff to the menu and changed the look of the place to try and make it more modern and cool. I hate what they did. The waiters use to be just regular folk, now they've got those people who dress all in black and try to sound super refined when they speak.
     
    #12 Oski2005, Apr 6, 2003
  13. junglerules

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    I just had an Uncle Ben's Rice Bowl, Sweet and Sour Chicken. Good stuff, but now I'm paranoid!!!

    Thanks!:mad: :D
     
    #13 junglerules, Apr 6, 2003
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