Will Lin, Harden and Parsons include Dwight in the Kung-Fu ritual

I'm going to be disappointed if they come up with something that doesn't end with an epic pose like this:

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I like this.

You have an interesting imagination.

 

Lol Howard would annihilate a Wing Chun master just by his physical length. However some jujitsu would take Howard out. Yip Man was Bruce Lees master and Bruce founded Jet Kune Do which incorporates close range and snaps with focus on less classy but more effective direct attacks combining various elements such as punches, grapples, kicks, and trapping. Wing Chun which Dwight is learning only deals with close range, any Muy Thai fighter would annihilate them. So my point is, Dwight the Kung Fu movies are fake but if you go to the HK movie studios you can learn to walk on water and flying kung fu aerobatics.

 

It's cool that this question came up because I had been thinking about it since they started pursuing Dwight. I knew he would have to get involved IF Lin was still around but I thought what would suck is if Lin gets traded we won't or shouldn't have it anymore. Really like it a lot.

If they get the whole team involved it should be either reconstructed to wear someone acts as the sensei (Lin) and the rest act like studentslined up in rows responding to his teaching or do it like the rugby players do where it's a big intimidating chant . That would be sweet. Problem is, either way it will probably look like the Thriller video.

 

Do you really have to start...

 

I always thought of this as a Lin-Parsons thing that Harden started including himself in on. I can see Dwight doing the same.

 

I want Lin & Parsons to revert back to their original so Harden and Howard can create their own.
It'll be much more entertaining to have 2 separate pre-game rituals

 

I already found their new pre game ritual.

Basically stand around in a circle and do this

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Thanks again, Rods.

 

I'm pretty sure getting in on the Kung fu salute is the only reason why Dwight came to Houston.

 

I am pretty sure that handshake is the reason he came... (well, that sounded off...).

But seriously, I think that handshake proved to him, that this team wants to have fun and has great chemistry, so I totally do think stuff like that helped his decision.

 

Sources say that he regrets leaving LA...

 

Andd the poor power forward can stand in the centre of the square awkwardly.

or lin harden parsons with dwight in the middle?! PF on bench

 

We got Dwight now. Time to step it up!

 

Yeah, with 4 people, it'd be supremely awkward for the 1 starter who's always left out, haha.

Poor TJones!

 

This is possibly the stupidest question/thread I have ever witnessed on clutchfans...and I have been lurking there for a longggggggggg time.

 

EPIC
Starting 4 can easily join!

 

Dwight has the kind of personality that will start this kind of thing. So I'm sure he'll be included.

 

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:01-:05 This was before he signed with the Rockets. I believe Asik, or TJones be will doing it.

 

Who do you think is replacing Lin?

 

Amongst the many other reasons that this isn't going to happen is the fact that four is very unlucky in Chinese culture. It would mean "death" to the Rockets playoff chances.