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In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013.

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  1. jayhow92

    jayhow92 Member

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    IPSAC, are you 135lbs and do you bench 300 lbs? Just wondering.
     
    #441 jayhow92, Jul 11, 2013
  2. RoxSqaud

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    post the number.

    why not?

    only epicness can come of it. youre in the clear
     
    #442 RoxSqaud, Jul 11, 2013
  3. ScolaIsBallin

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    Another plot twist
     
    #443 ScolaIsBallin, Jul 11, 2013
  4. IPSAC

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    Yeah I was thinking about posting more but now when I think of it why should I when all you guys do is ridiculous her and make me feel like ****.
     
    #444 IPSAC, Jul 11, 2013
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  5. IBTL

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    Post the number tdub will call. (this is your chance to have some random girl vouch as being jade and then go on about not mattering and having sex like a dirty little raccoon that she is)
     
    #445 IBTL, Jul 11, 2013
  6. cheke64

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    Will two green bars be sufficient?
     
    #446 cheke64, Jul 11, 2013
  7. Haymitch

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    Translation: I don't have more pics.

    If you got 'em, post 'em. Become a legend.
     
    #447 Haymitch, Jul 11, 2013
  8. droopy421

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    Oh believe me, we wont be ridiculing her.
     
    #448 droopy421, Jul 11, 2013
  9. RoxSqaud

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    its the internet. whats it matter. no one gets hurt

    Yolo. lets have some fun.

    post pics or number dude.

    youll be a legend. do it
     
    #449 RoxSqaud, Jul 11, 2013
  10. <3myrockets

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    Internet peer pressure...kind of depending on whether or not the user faked their birthday lol
     
    #450 <3myrockets, Jul 11, 2013
  11. Fyreball

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    You got nothing to lose here, IPSAC. You're gonna become an internet legend. T-Dub.....when all this blows over, I think me and you should get an apartment.
     
    #451 Fyreball, Jul 11, 2013
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  12. <3myrockets

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    btw you should post more pics hahaha
     
    #452 <3myrockets, Jul 11, 2013
  13. Haymitch

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    #453 Haymitch, Jul 11, 2013
  14. jgreen91

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    cause she's a nymmmmmphoooo.... ba bow bow ba bow bow ba bow bow da da da that's funkeee ba bow bow ba bow bow :cool:
     
    #454 jgreen91, Jul 11, 2013
  15. droopy421

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    IPSAC everything can sway in your favor with some pics.
     
    #455 droopy421, Jul 11, 2013
  16. RoxSqaud

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    We will love you. 5ever
     
    #456 RoxSqaud, Jul 11, 2013
  17. jgreen91

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    I will put money that IPSAC is being honest. Tipjar?
     
    #457 jgreen91, Jul 11, 2013
  18. droopy421

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    Define honest.
     
    #458 droopy421, Jul 11, 2013
  19. BEAT LA

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    You say it like you got laid. You paid $400 to have sex with a hooker. You were probably her fifth call yesterday. She makes $2,000 per day off of losers like you.
     
    #459 BEAT LA, Jul 11, 2013
  20. RoxSqaud

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    he really thinks shes a 6
     
    #460 RoxSqaud, Jul 11, 2013
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