The worst commercial ever has got to be that one for Jared Jewelers. I damn near drive off the road every time it comes on as I dove for the volume control/tuning buttons to get rid of that dreadful woman yodeling at me. Seriously, who ever thought it would be a good idea to start off a commercial that way?? aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at Jared! That commercial makes me want to beat the sh*t out of somebody.
I'd have to vote for that Dr. Scholls commercial. 'Are you gelin'?' 'cause I'm like mad gelin' 'I'm gelin like a felon'
Touche. and no joke about "Are you gellin'" I seriously want to throw something at those actors. Especially when they get all smug when that one guy says "I'm gellin' too" They all look at him with disdain and say "you're not gellin" as if he's not cool enough to join the stupid ass gelling society of losers! What right do these fools have to look down their nose at this guy? And what kind of person would want to join this exclusive club of gellin' losers anyways?
The Llano Estacado ("Staked Plains") of west Texas and eastern New Mexico marks the southernmost extent of the High Plains. One of the largest expanses of near-featureless terrain in the U.S., it is an uplifted surface of porous, uneroded Late Tertiary river sediments veneered by late Pleistocene and Holocene wind-blown sand. The region was named by early Spanish explorers who placed marker stakes to avoid losing their way on the flat land. (The faint, evenly-spaced wavy north-south lines on the map are a false artifact of the computer-processed terrain.)