Ask her to rate her bj skills from 1 to 10. Bonus points if she flicks the tongue on the underside while vacuuming the hose.
Don't forget to always give positive affirmations after anything she says to make her feel special and like a champ. Things like: "Good job!" "Fantastic!" "Outstanding!" "There you go!" "Yes, very good!" "High five, champ!"
Ask her what the chances are of her putting out on first date. If it's anything below 90%, just get up and leave cause its not worth your time.
Talk about her mood changes during periods, exchange # of sexual partners, and most importantly tell her you love her
Ask her to give a brief justification of the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma. That should tell you everything you need to know.
My date was at chic filet. We mentioned where she grew up at and then my hand when straight for her butter and cookie. I left with a milk mustache. Anal talk is a must.
I don't think it's possible not to talk about work. I agree that it probably shouldn't be a huge conversation piece unless one or both of you do something particularly interesting, or if you happen to share a bond over your jobs. But it's important to know what each other does.
If you don't know what topics to avoid, then brother, there's no help for you. Also, having a preset group of questions to ask is kind of awkward. Just have a natural conversation that isn't guided by any constraints. Be interested in what she says, and in getting to know her, and you'll be fine.
I think what makes me cringe most about this thread is that your handle does a poor job of referencing "Charles in Charge" seeing as how you misspelled it and all. I mean, even if your name was Carl....why would you add an "es" to the end? Oh no. I'm going SwoLy...
