Patrick Patterson misses Chander Parsons?

Chandler is like that hot, high-maintenance girlfriend who attracts all the players.

After a while, it just becomes too much of a headache.

Jeremy should move on and just settle down with Landry.

 

Now we know the real meaning and origin of the three sign. It never was about basketball. If anyone is getting shanked, it's Harden.

 

Man, I'd love to have Patrick next to Dwight....

 

He's probably drunk

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/pdpatt">@pdpatt</a> your gross</p>&mdash; Chandler Parsons (@ChandlerParsons) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChandlerParsons/statuses/347947871489908736">June 21, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Quick, someone re-post the gif in which CP rubs JLin's hand (or wristband?) while PPat face-palms self right next to them