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  1. houston#1

    houston#1 Rookie

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    Post whatever you want that should be hilarious enough to make people laugh.

    Lets start it off by mine...


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    #1 houston#1, Jun 15, 2013
  2. fadeaway

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    How do you catch a unique rabbit?
    Unique up on it.
     
    #2 fadeaway, Jun 15, 2013
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    [​IMG]

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    #3 Caltex2, Jun 15, 2013
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    How much money can you make selling 400k Katrina bracelets?

    $0 - who the **** buys ghey ass looking Katrina brackets in 2013?!?!
     
    #4 CoolGuy, Jun 15, 2013
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    How do you catch a tame rabbit?

    Tame way, unique up on it.
     
    #5 codell, Jun 15, 2013
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    What's the first thing a woman should do once she gets home from the battered women's shelter?

    The *****ing dishes if she knows what's good for her.
     
    #6 fadeaway, Jun 15, 2013
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    How do you get a nun pregnant?

    You **** her
     
    #7 rezdawg, Jun 15, 2013
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    Why doesn't Jesus like m&ms?

    they keep falling through the holes in his hands
     
    #8 CCorn, Jun 15, 2013
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    Aggies are excited because their quarterback was the first freshman to ever win the Heisman.

    They are more excited this year because he is so dumb that he may become the second freshman to ever win the Heisman.
     
    #9 firecat, Jun 15, 2013
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    What do Mexican Eskimos eat for dinner?

    ::shivering:: Burrrrrrritos
     
    #10 Johndoe804, Jun 15, 2013
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    A recently conducted survey revealed that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
     
    #11 dharocks, Jun 15, 2013
    2 people like this.
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    Why do you not laugh at any Jamestown Massacre jokes

    Because the punchlines are too long
     
    #12 heypartner, Jun 28, 2013
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    I think you mean Jonestown, but that's a good one
     
    #13 00rocketgirl, Jun 28, 2013
  14. heypartner

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    man, I can never get that joke right. lols. my lesdyxia always gets me.
     
    #14 heypartner, Jun 28, 2013
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    What's the plural of piano concerto?

    Boooorrrring!
     
    #15 Jugdish, Jun 28, 2013
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    What is invisible and smells like carrots?

    Rabbit farts
     
    #16 droopy421, Jun 28, 2013
  17. Haymitch

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    Still waiting for something hilarious...
     
    #17 Haymitch, Jun 28, 2013
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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Y3TTiHRrEBE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #18 DCkid, Nov 25, 2013
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    I agree, maybe I have a terrible sense of humor, but I haven't even smiled at these lame jokes.....
     
    #19 primtim24, Nov 25, 2013
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    [​IMG]
     
    #20 Salvy, Nov 25, 2013
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