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The official "I'm drunk" thread.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RoxSqaud, Jul 15, 2011.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    so did the bouncers look at you like, "brah, get her a cab and we are all good." been there
     
  2. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    The cop said she was going to jail unless I did.
     
  3. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    Left my buddy at the bar last night. The girl he was with locked her keys in the car. Instead of calling a cab, calling a friend etc... The girl asked him to break open her window to get the keys. And he did.

    The bar was MAYBE 3 miles from where he lived.
     
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  4. Ricksmith

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    What's the got damn deal?! Everyone take a shot for me, but don't fap so we can change our lives for the better and destroy yalls pr0n collections like me so you don't get tempted to relapse. Stay positive!

    Hey, I asked this girl to be my Valentine, and she laughed and said no. WTF?
     
  5. King of 40 Acres

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    lol im going out with this chick sat night and i'm gonna ask her the same thing... damn commercialized holidays
     
  6. CourtOfDreams

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    Went to Mongoose vs Cobra (first time) in midtown tonight. They had a party for the first year of buffalo brewery being open.
     
  7. Scionxa

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    hold up wait a minteu yall though i was finished.
     
  8. heypartner

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    Wow. Last post before Scionxa's was Jan 30th. That's somewhat of a sobriety test that you even found the thread Scionxa. Well done!

    It took the Rockets to make the playoffs to revive this thread after 2 1/2 months.

    And I have proofs, y'all.

    Scionxa is in this photo. I know half the people in the photo. So, I'm going to guess Scionxa is the one with the big grin in the back.

    [​IMG]

    There will be more Playoff contributions to this thread to come. Count on it!
     
  9. Scionxa

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    haha, no I'm not the one with the big grin.

    and no i don't drive a ****ing scionxa lol. just had to get that off my chest. **** my username and **** that car
     
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  10. heypartner

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    **** Scionxa and his username and that car. There...I said it. Finally got that off my chest.
     
  11. Scionxa

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    haiii.
     
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  12. CCorn

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    I feel like I'm dying today, and I need to be at a crawfish boil in 1 hour. Only one logical thing to do.
     
  13. jae713

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    Fudge. I stayed home and had some peeps over. Failed attempt at waterfalls; didn't matter, got drunk.
     
  14. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    So what the **** is "The Chive" and who invited all the douchebags to midtown?
     
  15. SC1211

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    I love James Harden and JJ Watt
     
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    I see what your doing here SC
     
  18. CCorn

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    Got so swasted on the river my girl almost left for Houston without me.

    Fell asleep around 6 last night just woke up. Need McDonald's.

    Apparently playing slap the bag with random fat chicks is rude.
     
  19. Rio224

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    I partied in adams morgan last night..... It's Like a strip of bars and clubs, i was so wasted i threw up on a girls feet, and she was wearing open toed heels >_< , i disappeared into the crowd of people..but i remember her screaming ;(
     
  20. Mr.Scarface

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    too much canadian whiskey and jim bean bourbon today............spinninng...
     

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