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[TheOnion] Dwight Howard Interested In Ruining Rockets

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by horns fan, May 23, 2013.

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  1. Jontro

    Jontro Member

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    Damn, I hope Mauri doesn't go for Dwight. He'll ruin our locker room.
     
    #21 Jontro, May 23, 2013
  2. BamBam

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    Sounds legit!....must notify Jeremy of impending dooooom!....:eek:
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    #22 BamBam, May 23, 2013
  3. wapz

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    LOL, love me some onion as well!

    thanks for the post :D
     
    #23 wapz, May 23, 2013
  4. Xsatyr

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    It's not funny, the onion has never been funny.
     
    #24 Xsatyr, May 23, 2013
  5. TJ VS TR

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    It isn't that bad. What do you do? He is the best PnR big man and we have two of the best PnR guards in the L. Gotta go get him and hope for the best.
     
    #25 TJ VS TR, May 23, 2013
  6. SSP365

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    this right here.

    a lot of stuck up people in clutch fans.
     
    #26 SSP365, May 23, 2013
  7. kwakmeister

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    If you are familiar with the onion, then you found this comical; you were in the right set of mind to read it. Sorry for those who treated this as serious.
     
    #27 kwakmeister, May 23, 2013
  8. Roxlove

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    I liked it, thanks for sharing!

    (A few past Onion pieces I have felt crossed some lines, here and there, but so many of them have been just hilarious over the years. I don't have the talent to write like that, so if they do pass a few duds along now and again, I will give them a pass, I suppose!)
     
    #28 Roxlove, May 23, 2013
  9. stthomsfinest

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    Come on guys it's just an satirical article, take it with a grain of salt.

    I feel Howard can really contribute...to our demise.
     
    #29 stthomsfinest, May 23, 2013
  10. No Chance

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    Gave me a needed chuckle, Thanks
     
    #30 No Chance, May 23, 2013
  11. dragonz

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    Since we have to read all those stupid sarcasm on ClutchFans everyday, why not just post some that have been done by professionals and actually is funny.
     
    #31 dragonz, May 23, 2013
  12. lalala902102001

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    LOL the scary part is that everything this article says is true.
     
    #32 lalala902102001, May 23, 2013
  13. jocar

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8DYje57V_BY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #33 jocar, May 23, 2013
  14. Spacemoth

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    To those who didn't enjoy the link:

    1. Bend over

    2. Remove giant metal rod

    3. Repeat until no longer constipated
     
    #34 Spacemoth, May 23, 2013
  15. daywalker02

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    If it goes bad... it becomes Lakerland
    Holy Dwightmare
     
    #35 daywalker02, May 23, 2013
  16. Panda23

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    nah guys it aint irony or satire its a hyper-bowl
    RIGHT!?!
     
    #36 Panda23, May 23, 2013
  17. I'm Tom Brady

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    Shut up, idiot.
     
    #37 I'm Tom Brady, May 23, 2013
  18. alethios

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    oh god, not this discussion again...
     
    #38 alethios, May 23, 2013
  19. infinitidoug

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    Mauri??
     
    #39 infinitidoug, May 23, 2013
  20. Skyhoop

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    Daril Moori
     
    #40 Skyhoop, May 23, 2013
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