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My wife is Rockets Kryptonite

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by howo13579, Apr 28, 2013.

  1. HOUSTONJS

    HOUSTONJS Member

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    You offset my god luck charms by your wife's lack of luck! Curse you! No wonder wearing the same Rockets shirt while having my 2 lucky coins (one in each pocket) isn't working! Boo this man!!!
     
  2. howo13579

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    Wow we won. I told my wife not to watch the game. She was upstairs the whole time until the last 3 min. She came down to the living room after shower and asked how the Rockets was doing. I told her we're going to win but I still didn't allow her to take a peek. After a few of Harden ISOs and Durant going off, I sensed the emergency and told her to get out and do her own thing. I'm glad tonight there was no lucky shots by the Thunder and Ibaka actually missed the easiest put back at the end.
     
  3. rocketman84

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    If you divorce her, maybe we'll win the championship?
     
  4. Little Bit

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    Keep her tied up on Wednesday.
     
  5. javajam

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    You're a good fan and she's a good sport!
     
  6. Yung-T

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    Agreed, I'm a Kryptonite expert and studied it for decades. If you could show me some pics of your wife I'd be able to determine if her Kryptonite factor is high.
     
  7. nickb492

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    You son of *****. All you had to do was keep her locked in a closet for the last quarter. I single handily hold you responsible. I want a written apology to Mama Harden telling her that the reason her son can't play Sunday was because you were being selfish and wanted to share quality time with your wife. I hope your happy. You make me sick.
    *In the event that your wife did not watch the game and maybe it was really the lack of offensive drive and willingness to play better defense then I guess it was them alone that lost the game...but I doubt that. I hate your wife.
     

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