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My wife has discovered Chandler Parsons...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Two Sandwiches, Apr 23, 2013.

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  1. Normalus

    Normalus Member

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    4-way? that's hardcore
     
    #41 Normalus, Apr 24, 2013
  2. redwhiteone

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    #BeWell
     
    #42 redwhiteone, Apr 24, 2013
  3. Two Sandwiches

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    Yeah, an Rv, a rimjob, and an illegitimate child.



    #nothanks





    Anyways, I hope this thread provides a little better mood around here going into tonight's game.
     
    #43 Two Sandwiches, Apr 24, 2013
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  4. wfeebs

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    My fiancee is obsessed with him as well..

    If he wanted, he could spread his seed around the country faster than Antonio cromartie and Shawn Kemp combined
     
    #44 wfeebs, Apr 24, 2013
  5. Velcromium

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    Man up and grow some balls, it will be a cold day in hell before I let my wife tell me what to watch. Seriously??

    Does she tell you what clothes to wear too?
     
    #45 Velcromium, Apr 24, 2013
  6. wfeebs

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    There's always 1 guy who's a little too insecure and has to say stupid ***** like this....stfu man this a good thread
     
    #46 wfeebs, Apr 24, 2013
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    My wife was a fan of Dikembe back in the day. She called him "sexy mutumbo". No joke.
     
    #47 rhadamanthus, Apr 24, 2013
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    Too bad your wife isn't Asian, he'd be all up in dat like sweet/sour pork..
     
    #48 VanityHalfBlack, Apr 24, 2013
  9. VanityHalfBlack

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    I think he was being humorous...;)
     
    #49 VanityHalfBlack, Apr 24, 2013
  10. VanityHalfBlack

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    Is the sarcasm meter broken or is someone not paying their humor bills??
     
    #50 VanityHalfBlack, Apr 24, 2013
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    My GF was a Thunder fan until she discovered Chandler Parsons. Now she has a Parsons jersey and watches all the games with me. And as irony goes, we now live in OKC as of a month ago. Funny how things work out right?
     
    #51 smr6, Apr 24, 2013
  12. BamBam

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    Thanks Obama!.....:eek:
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    #52 BamBam, Apr 24, 2013
  13. wfeebs

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    Haha whoops. Well my sarcasm radar is broken that's for sure
     
    #53 wfeebs, Apr 24, 2013
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    OP- My wife has discovered Chandler Parsons.

    Me - Don't let Chandler Parsons discover your wife
     
    #54 TheLastPope, Apr 24, 2013
  15. Velcromium

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    STFU like your wife tells you huh bit*h? Difference here is that I have a set of balls that I use, while you on the other hand like to hide behind your lame posts.
     
    #55 Velcromium, Apr 24, 2013
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    And yes I was, until someone got all defensive and shi*!
     
    #56 Velcromium, Apr 24, 2013
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    there is a reason why they call him chandler BANG parsons LOL
     
    #57 SeabrookMiglla, Apr 24, 2013
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    Well all I know is I'm very aroused.
     
    #58 Panda23, Apr 24, 2013
  19. RocketRaccoon

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    Wifes thoughts:

    Parsons: good clean kid to bring home and meet the folks
    Delfino: nothing but trouble when on a latin vacation...the good kind of trouble you don't tell your folks
     
    #59 RocketRaccoon, Apr 24, 2013
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    5-way. Get your head count and math straight man.
     
    #60 yuisakata, Apr 24, 2013
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