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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Real Shady, Mar 12, 2003.

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  1. The Real Shady

    The Real Shady Member

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    Ronald McDonald was finally brought to justice today on multiple heart attack induced murder counts. Story at 11.
     
    #1 The Real Shady, Mar 12, 2003
  2. RocketKid

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    Dude you won on your own caption game man. How lame

    Still funny though. :D
     
    #2 RocketKid, Mar 12, 2003
  3. Mr. Mooch

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    Someone gave the wrong description for the Hamburglar.
     
    #3 Mr. Mooch, Mar 12, 2003
  4. Roc Paint

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    Oh McDonald bought the farm, eieio..
     
    #4 Roc Paint, Mar 12, 2003
  5. Truth

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    " Hey, I'm tellin' ya, I only had ooooooooone drink."
     
    #5 Truth, Mar 12, 2003
  6. RunninRaven

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    "Look, officers, it was perfectly innocent! You know how it is! She said she wanted to taste my french frie, I said I'd love a piece of her apple pie, and things went on from there. She told me she was 18!"
     
    #6 RunninRaven, Mar 12, 2003
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    First Ron Jeremy, now Ronald, are there any cultural icons left that haven't gone to the other side?
     
    #7 sinohero, Mar 12, 2003
  8. Two Sandwiches

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    "Im flyyyyyyyying"
     
    #8 Two Sandwiches, Mar 12, 2003
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    "We warned you McDonald. FREEDOM fries, not FRENCH fries. You're going to Gitmo, dammit!"
     
    #9 RocketMan Tex, Mar 12, 2003
  10. PhiSlammaJamma

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    The U.S goverment knew they couldn't bring Roanld down on Murder charges, so they built a small case which had lots of teeth. The Department of Hotel and Food Service slowly gathered eveidence that Millions of customers had been screwed out of an additional sweet sour sauce to go with their nuggets. Ronald is now facing three life terms. He is expected to plead guilty.
     
    #10 PhiSlammaJamma, Mar 12, 2003
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    A bloody yellow cone hat found in his car was all police needed to arrest Ronald Mcdonald.
     
    #11 coma, Mar 12, 2003
  12. Mulder

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    The ACLU has filed a motion to attempt to halt John Ashcroft's Patriot Act II, which, in addition to even further reaching invasive tactics by law enforcement, includes a provision stating that "if ya look like a serial killer, we charge you as one."
    The acts first arrest came today when Ronald McDonald was arrested for dressing liek serial killer John Wayne Gacy. Mr. McDonald will be held without counsel and without bond.

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    John Wayne Gacy............ Mr. McDonald with counsel
     
    #12 Mulder, Mar 12, 2003
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