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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Behad, Oct 30, 2000.

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  1. Behad

    Behad Member

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    Umm...where to start. Uhh...Oh man, brain OVERLOAD!. Thanks Duke! Now I am ruined for the day! [​IMG]

    PS. No wonder Boston is losing! They have a football coach coaching them!

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    #1 Behad, Oct 30, 2000
  2. Jeff

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    What does a facial muscle have to do with Chicago?

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    #2 Jeff, Oct 30, 2000
  3. OT

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    LHutz
    Check the battery in your calculator.
    76ers play 95 games?
    Heat only play 73 games?
    Cavs play 85 games?

    sternocleidomastoid

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    #3 OT, Oct 30, 2000
  4. SamCassell

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    Hey a rap musical sounds like a good idea!

    No wait - scratch that. That sounds like the worst thing ever invented. And I thought "Tommy" was bad.

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    #4 SamCassell, Oct 30, 2000
  5. DEANBCURTIS

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    #5 DEANBCURTIS, Oct 31, 2000
  6. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    I love this guy.

    Way to go LHUTZ !!!!

    A laugh a minute.

    DaDakota

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    #6 DaDakota, Oct 31, 2000
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    I will admit, Jammal Washburn is the key to ANY team's success...

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    #7 slcrocket, Oct 31, 2000
  8. DEANBCURTIS

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    Same with Curly and Duke Wasburn from City Slickers one and two. [​IMG]

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    Bush and Gore make me want to Ralph
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    [This message has been edited by DEANBCURTIS (edited October 30, 2000).]
     
    #8 DEANBCURTIS, Oct 31, 2000
  9. LHutz

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    Yes THAT IS RIGHT DUKE DUKE DUKE has wrote a NEW COLUMN for Clutchcity! IT IS A PREVIEW and you KNEW what that means?!?!?

    Huh?

    Right.

    DUKE can see into the FUTURE! IT IS A POWER, some call it clearvoyance!!! TODAY Mighty Duke will share the Eastern predications with you.

    PREDICTIONS? EAST CONFERENCE

    1. Orlando Magic 73-9 (THEY got Grant HIll, did Rudy get Houston a Grant Hill. No.)

    2. Charlotte Hornets 70-12 (You watch! They have the SECRETE TO WINNING: Jammal Washburn)

    3. Philadelphia 76ers 60-35 (No one will GUARD IVERSON anymore, they scared of him and his rap musical!)

    4. Miami Heat 63-10 (Riley you are greaseball)

    5. Milwaukee Bucks 56-26 (They make beer in Milwalkee)

    6. New York Knicks 48-34 (HA HA No more Ewing, take that you GAME SHOW HOST)

    7. Toronto Raptors 45-37 (Yes.)

    8. New Jersey Nets 36-46 (They have good players BUT not enough to win many games. SEE? DUKE KNOWS HOOPS)

    9. Cleveland Cavaliers 50-35 (CHRIS MIM WILL DOMINATE like LEMONADE. DUKE RHYME.)

    11. Detroit Pistons 32-50 (Grant Hill is NOT GOOD ENOUGH to carry DETORIT. They will not win until they EJECT him!!)

    12. Boston Celtics 12-70 (Ha ha. Paterno you are a CRAP COACH, go back to COLLEGE.

    13. Atlanta Hawks 27-55 (suck haha!)

    14. Washington Wizards 25-57 (DUKE thought Micheal Jordan would make this team good but HE TRICKED THEM! He does not PLAY anymore! Ha ha that is a good one, DUKE likes joke).

    15. Chicago Bulls 23-59 (sternocleidomastoid)

    16. Indiana Pacers 0-82 (YES THAT IS RIGHT you hear it heard first. DUKE says Indiana will not win ANY GAMES.

    DUKE!




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    #9 LHutz, Oct 31, 2000
  10. Rocketman95

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    I'm not big on musicals, but I'd pay to see a rap musical.

    Nathan Lane as Eminem.

    [​IMG]

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    #10 Rocketman95, Oct 31, 2000
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    You know what, that's about par for the course when compared to other previews.

    Good Job Duke!

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    #11 Rocketman95, Oct 31, 2000
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    I especially like the way Cleveland has a record good enough for 6th place, but somehow still end up out of the playoffs. Some teams have no luck. [​IMG]

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    #12 Tb-Cain, Oct 31, 2000
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    Sheeeeit, let's go for broke here:

    Leonardo DiCaprio as Vanilla Ice! [​IMG]



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    I am the b*stard son of LHutz.

    Huh?

    Right!
     
    #13 RocketMan Tex, Oct 31, 2000
  14. DEANBCURTIS

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    Rick Moranis as Dr.Dre [​IMG]

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    Bush and Gore make me want to Ralph
    votenader.com

    [This message has been edited by DEANBCURTIS (edited October 31, 2000).]
     
    #14 DEANBCURTIS, Oct 31, 2000
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    Martin Short as Puff Daddy , Play called Puffy get your gun [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

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    #15 moestavern19, Oct 31, 2000
  16. Rocketman95

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    Bette Midler as Jennifer Lopez.

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    visit www.swirve.com
     
    #16 Rocketman95, Oct 31, 2000
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