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18 year old girl eats nothing but Ramen Noodles for last 13 years, has health of an 80 year-old

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TheRealist137, Apr 11, 2013.

  1. khanhdum

    khanhdum Member

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    that's her just being british
     
  2. mikennite

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    I second this. Even though it's more expensive than the other noodles, these are the best.
     
  3. jdh008

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    That statement didn't exactly jive with me either. Judging by the way it's worded, I'm guessing the "health of an 80-year-old" phrase was used by the writer because the doctor's quote in the story was "that sounds like an accurate statement" as if the writer asked her "Would you say her health is like that of an 80-year-old?"

    They also make a point to say the doctor wasn't her doctor, but just some doctor who they interviewed for the story.
     
  4. Fyreball

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    The sheer amount of sodium in her vagina would probably cause your wang to shrivel up like a roly poly. DO NOT WANT.
     
  5. iconoclastic

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    I don't think kids would eat ice cream every day if they could. They would soon get sick of it.
     
  6. Mr. Clutch

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    She sounds like one of those extremely picky eaters.
     
  7. Isabel

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    If this has really been her diet, her parents should be prosecuted... it's part of your responsibility raising a kid to make them eat a balanced diet while you're still in charge.
     
  8. Sadat X

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    Just awful
     
  9. Invisible Fan

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    Just add some heat and water
     
  10. LosPollosHermanos

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    way too much sodium
     
  11. jayhow92

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    Thank you for that vivid description.
     
  12. James Gabriel

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    On the bright side, she could probably want some pickled cucumbers.
     
  13. TheRealist137

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    I need to try those. I see those at Asian markets and always wonder WHY they are so expensive.
     
  14. Jontro

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    She eating the wrong kind of noodles.

    This dude ate Indomie everyday and look how cut he is.

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  15. rocketsfeeva

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    this is the only way anyone should ever eat ramen.
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  16. mvpcrossxover

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    my mom warned me about eating too much instant noodles.
    now i eat it like once a month.



    I like eating raw noodle. Have y'all ever try that?!

    crunchy!!
     
  17. Dgn1

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    Curly poop for the past 13 years has to be a record.
     
  18. CCorn

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    Isn't this a common diet in Mexico?
     
  19. No Worries

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    You know ... just like my dad use to say ... never hit and quit a crazy woman. That woman is all kinds of crazy.
     
  20. ROXRAN

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    So true. Hey btw just got a bishon frize puppy for my kids and named it Isabelle. Thought you should know
     

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