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Royce knock a chick up on his RV 5th child on the way?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DaonlyLA, Apr 9, 2013.

  1. mylilpony

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    Don't believe and she is dumb as a rock to think that he would even pay her a dime. Why the heck would you try to gold dig off a guy who will be out of the league in one year? Dude is also a douchebag of epic proportions.

    Dumb. Not going to say anything about White. We already know this guy is human waste.
     
  4. Jontro

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    If she's telling the truth, what a dumb broad. At least go after a real NBA player. Even Aaron Brooks is better for her.
     
  5. dragonz

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    Royce White Anxiety

    An anxiety towards flight, condom, and his own children.
    Cure: un-earned money and un-protected sex with as many women as possibly can.

    By Dr. Phil
     
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  6. Carl Herrera

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    Wait a minute...
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    "NBA Baller" Royce White? Who is this?
     
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    #rolemodels
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    This made me laugh!!!!
    Thanks
     
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    Man is going to be broke paying for all the child support.
     
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    This really cracked me up.

    **From OP's original link
     
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    That's totally different. When was the last time you heard any player having sex on a team airplane? Remember that RV was paid for by the rockets.
     
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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BrqXDEPu6v8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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  15. Balakoth

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    lolol this dude has knocked up more chicks then hes played NBA games!
     
  16. Carl Herrera

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    On the positive side, maybe the child support obligations will motivate him to work harder to succeed in basketball. :p
     
  17. Mr. Clutch

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    Rockets clinch playoffs.

    Meanwhile, back at the Winnebago...
     
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    Guys I can't believe you guys are not seeing the giant picture. The Rockets are funding Royce White baby making abilities for future little Royce Whites to dominate the NBA.
     
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    Yes, what amazes me is that when you consider the downside of the Royce White pick, you think that the worse thing that can happen is that he's a bust and a waste of a pick. But over and over again, he proves us wrong and that he can make the downside worse and worse. From the specter of an ADA lawsuit if you fire him, to the specter of an even worse legal liability if you don't fire him!

    I don't trust his judgment. What if the next girl he gets pregnant on the RV is underage? Then it becomes a crime of statutory rape. The Rockets bus becomes the scene of the crime and evidence. And the Rockets organization becomes an accessory to rape.

    Far fetched? Yes. But if he gets an underage girl pregnant on that RV, all it takes is one hotshot district attorney or junior district attorney looking to make a name for himself to take on the case. Get lots of publicity on the national stage for suing an NBA franchise for being accessories to rape for endemic negligence. Use the platform to garner support from social conservatives and championing fighting the "thug culture" as a moral crusader if he's a Republican. Or, if he's a Democrat, use the platform to garner support from anti-establishment liberals looking to "fight the system" and the "greedy corporations" like the Rockets who allow corruption and greed to seep in and create the circumstances where a vulnerable underage girl is exploited. Either way, it's a great way for such a district attorney to build a national reputation and an electoral base, especially if he's looking to run for higher office.

    Les and Morey better hope to hell Royce isn't stupid enough to get an underage girl pregnant on the Rocket RV next. I don't trust Royce's judgment. And you can bet the press would love to have another Kobe sex trial media circus, good for ratings, only this time the Rockets get to be center stage because they own the RV.
     
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    With modern day genetic engineering we can create a baby Royce White without the vagina. It can be done gentlemen.
     

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