I said, "Me too. I acquire beautiful women, and merge my body with them." Spoiler So Miami was a blast. I had alot of love making sessions, some with an aspiring singer by the name of Jessica (Londes), but she was moving too fast emotionally. I knew it was best to put her at a distance... in my experience, the flames that start out the strongest, fizzle out the quickest. And you can quote me on that.
You mean this Jessica Lowndes? - https://twitter.com/jessicalowndes Someone send her a link to this thread and get her side of the story.
Jamming your uncut pecker into a microwaved banana doesn't mean you had sex with a female. Now go back to working at 7-Eleven.. I am sure your break is over.
Yeah. It's always a beautiful thing when a handsome man and a mildly attractive woman who can sing come together. That's when real music is made, in the bedroom. She whispered to me, "Honey B, you don't know how hard it is for a girl over here. Guys are lame and don't know how to connect AND take charge. You've got it going on, you're firing on all cylinders, you're just AHHH. " Then she pinched my cheeks and kissed me. "You've got the body of a black man, the status of a white man and the tan of a brown man. And now you have me!" I was just like chill out ho, we're young, we're hot... let's take it slow.
Heh. Heh. Heh. For those of you wondering, I am circumcised. This is good because most pretty girls have really tight vagina's and with my size (bigger isn't always better), I can't go into animal mode until taking forever to lay the tracks. Time is precious and we can do it in the shower, both of our bodies drippin wet On the kitchen floor, giving you a night you won't forget. but if you won't open the gates, you'll never get to ride the choo choo train now drop it to the floor while this brotha makes it rain
I believed every single word of every single post you ever wrote here.... until you just said, "get to ride the choo choo train."
the problem with Ronny's posts are that he's not smart enough to make his stories believable. He tries to use what he considers to be big words and over the top tales to cover up his fabrications. ...and any time you use the word "like" in describing anything that happened in your story, means you're fabricating. So it's just not believable because it's clearly a lie. If Ronny had a little more horsepower up in his head, he could tell the story in a more believable fashion and actually gain some traction with people around here. He just doesn't have that horsepower.
