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What's the worst thing you can say right after sex?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by coolweather, Mar 26, 2013.

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  1. KingStevo10

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    I am your father.
     
    #61 KingStevo10, Mar 26, 2013
  2. wreck

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    Good game.
     
    #62 wreck, Mar 26, 2013
  3. Two Sandwiches

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    I think I want some sushi.
     
    #63 Two Sandwiches, Mar 26, 2013
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    "Oh, heh you thought my moniker was just a joke..."
     
    #64 tinywang, Mar 26, 2013
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  5. rm365

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    whoever can pull it out shall be crowned king arthur?
     
    #65 rm365, Mar 26, 2013
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    Be Well.
     
    #66 vcchlw, Mar 26, 2013
  7. The Real Shady

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    Can I poop on your chest?
     
    #67 The Real Shady, Mar 26, 2013
  8. Rodman23

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    hey, how did you untie yourself?
     
    #68 Rodman23, Mar 26, 2013
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    Go now Timmy, say three Hail Marys, and return to the Confessional again tomorrow...
     
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  10. coolweather

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    girl: why did you not remove your ring?
    boy: honey, it was my rolex.
     
    #70 coolweather, Mar 26, 2013
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    Heh.

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    #71 TISNF, Mar 26, 2013
  12. Chuck04

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    I've had better
     
    #72 Chuck04, Mar 26, 2013
  13. mr. 13 in 33

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    Im hungry
     
    #73 mr. 13 in 33, Mar 26, 2013
  14. Classic

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    Deuce.
     
    #74 Classic, Mar 26, 2013
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    "You tell your mommy and I will kill your kitten."
     
    #75 Nook, Mar 26, 2013
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    I don't always drink beer..but when I do
     
    #76 Dgn1, Mar 26, 2013
  17. Classic

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    Was this before or after you asked for the rim job?
     
    #77 Classic, Mar 26, 2013
  18. coolweather

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    what was your name again?
     
    #78 coolweather, Mar 26, 2013
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    Shut up! It's Daddy, you *****head! Where's my bourbon? Can't you ****ing remember anything?
     
    #79 percicles, Mar 26, 2013
  20. codell

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    "You screw exactly like your mom"
     
    #80 codell, Mar 26, 2013
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