Alright.. lol First, I have to warn you... I can't stress that I went into this with the utmost 'not-give-a-****' attitude. So in other words, I put forth my most douchiest foot at times lol this isn't typically how aggressive I am but.. as you'll see it gets the job done. I'm using the cpu at the front of my apts so I'm just going to quickly C&P this, but we'll get into the messages that lead to getting her number once I get my cpu back. A precursor to the story.. I've been chatting it up with her since early this month, got her number and have just kept light banter with heavy flirting coming from my end with very little reciprocation from her for the most part. Only the last week she's been seemingly becoming more comfortable. Then I hit her up prior to the Rockets/Spurs game and just felt ballsy.. paid off A precursor to the screencaps.. My texts with an individual only holds so much of the previous convo before it gets auto deleted, although the pics still hang around. So that explains the weird jump from the photo to the next statement. Also, I've learned my lesson from the 'Tap that' thread.. No faces and obviously, fake name. I decided not to edit anything out except for a convo about comedians lol but this is everything.. lengthy, but the whole shabang from that day (nsfw language/pics.. don't judge me lol) Spoiler Spoiler Just to connect the dots: Prior to the 'foreplay' line she had mentioned that she was youtube creeping and finally revealed she had a crush on me. I asked her what vids got her motor running, she mentioned a few titles. I said that if she played her cards right I'd give her a private performance. She said 'How special' and that's when I replied with @5:27........ Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler
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Lol getting laid from girls online is pretty damn easy. Here look, you can send the most outrageous **** to any girl. Even the hot ones. And if she thinks you're attractive, she'll still let you smash. Evidence from a chick I met on one of my trolling sprees earlier this month on POF: <br> Spoiler <br> <br> She called me at this point. And I indeed did schedule smashing time. She's actually a lot of fun and a really nice chick. <br> <br> I would provide better pics, but I saw what happened last time to tdash dub. No thanks on that. The girl is a legit 8.5-9/10 in real life though. And she has an awesome personality on top of that. Also, moral of this particular story is. Chicks don't know what they want. Sloots gonna sloot. Just point them in the right direction. If you're attractive they'll eat up every word. This is one of a few though. I can provide proof on the rest later if you guys find this stuff entertaining.
Why did i bother reading...probably bc i havent fapped in a few days. Caramel Mocha babies? Was she hispanic? Arab?
Nah man.. beauty of cell phones.. I was enjoying the sweet taste of beer and rockets victory at bbw while shootin' a flirt here and there. If that's work, let's make it a career.
Since my time with the online stuff has ended, I enjoy reading the stories of others...keep them coming.
I smashed this 1 cute girl on the first day of talking to her like 5 months ago. Took her for drinks and just initiated the making out and groping which led to her unable to control herself and let me smash while her brother was passed out on the couch. The others were just as easy on the first date as well. B4 that, i banged i believe 5 that i can remember, since i've been doing the online thing on and off for 10 years now. Hottest i could get was about a 7. The 9's and 10's didn't really ever respond to me. I tend to agree it's easier for white guys to get more girls. To me it seems even hispanic girls only want white guys in online dating. I can't remember how many times i was annoyed by them putting "Caucasian" as the only race they wanted in their partner. So if you're above avg looking and white, you're good to go. If you have an awesome job and college educated and list how much you make, you're gonna get responses. Only fat girls actual read your profiles. Hot girls only look at your photos and what job you have.
<br> Nah brahs. I'm the mocha one. She's super white. You don't have to be a white dude to rake in heavenly blessed beauties. You just have to be decent looking and have dat dere game. <br> Ill post more soon in honor of our once upon a time call of duty glory days
The problem nowdays with datingsites is that it's not something new, men outnumbers women by a large amount so it's like a bad club night. Girls that are actually using datingsites are (from my experience) often crazy and screams for attention. Even the ugly ones behaves like popular girls in school does, so yeah online dating sucks for the most part.
