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What's the worst thing you can say right after sex?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by coolweather, Mar 26, 2013.

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  1. LCAhmed

    LCAhmed Member

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    BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
     
    #41 LCAhmed, Mar 26, 2013
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  2. dragician

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    gotta go, rockets are playing tonight..
     
    #42 dragician, Mar 26, 2013
  3. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    remember the rapper shyne?

    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/S8sGFhVSdks?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #43 pgabriel, Mar 26, 2013
  4. Rodman23

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    i'm not really will smith....i'm not even black
     
    #44 Rodman23, Mar 26, 2013
  5. thegary

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    the truth
     
    #45 thegary, Mar 26, 2013
  6. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Woman: "Wrong hole"
    hotballa: "Huh?"
     
    #46 CometsWin, Mar 26, 2013
  7. J Sizzle

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    "You McFailed..."
     
    #47 J Sizzle, Mar 26, 2013
  8. Anxiety Trooper

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    Eat my ass
     
    #48 Anxiety Trooper, Mar 26, 2013
  9. rocketsfeeva

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    [​IMG]
     
    #49 rocketsfeeva, Mar 26, 2013
  10. CrazyDave

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    "Now get it back to the graveyard, or I'll (insert your own depraved addition)"
     
    #50 CrazyDave, Mar 26, 2013
  11. TISNF

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    I once laughed while "finishing" (I had actually "stealthily" finished a bit earlier, but didn't want to disappoint the girl so I kept on going for a bit). The whole situation was quite amusing to me.

    She sure didn't appreciate it. She started to cry.
     
    #51 TISNF, Mar 26, 2013
  12. Haymitch

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    Lol. You stealthily injected her with your seed?
     
    #52 Haymitch, Mar 26, 2013
  13. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Hilarious! :-D-
     
    #53 Deckard, Mar 26, 2013
  14. Rizzy

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    #54 Rizzy, Mar 26, 2013
  15. Deckard

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    The wrong name.
     
    #55 Deckard, Mar 26, 2013
  16. Giant9erRocket

    Giant9erRocket Hakeem Olajuwon Status

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    "It was a pleasure doing business with you..."
     
    #56 Giant9erRocket, Mar 26, 2013
  17. King of 40 Acres

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    the condom fell off... i think it's stuck inside you somewhere
     
    #57 King of 40 Acres, Mar 26, 2013
  18. likestohypeguy

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    Inspect yourself while walking to the bathroom, & mutter accusations about her having aggravated your scrotal sores/rash etc.
     
    #58 likestohypeguy, Mar 26, 2013
  19. juicystream

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    Now its time to get you off to Kindergarten
     
    #59 juicystream, Mar 26, 2013
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  20. Rox11

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    He look OK
    Getr done Morey!
     
    #60 Rox11, Mar 26, 2013
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