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Nobody wished Clutch the Bear a Happy Birthday

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by skymaster187, Mar 4, 2003.

  1. Oski2005

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    Clutch makes waaaaay more than the power dancers. There was a thread a while back about how he makes a very comfortable living and is married to one of the hotties aka Power Dancers.
     
  2. SageHare6

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    Dang, more $$$ AND a pretty wife????
    I'm clearly in the wrong occupation.
    Where do I sign up for "Clutch" tryouts???

    :p

    theSAGE
     
  3. SageHare6

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    Well, I'll be!! I just dug this out. All this time, I'm mistaken "Clutch" for his imposter twin, "AIR Clutch." I stand to be corrected. It's AIR CLUTCH who vibrates violently and shoots confetti from his hidden nipple.

    :p

    theSAGE
     
  4. Severe Rockets Fan

    Severe Rockets Fan Takin it one stage at a time...

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    sorry I think the bear is awful. I don't find anything it does entertaining in the least bit...in fact, it annoys the hell out of me. Last time I was at the game it was constantly walking around and blocking my view of the game...after the 3rd or 4th time I was getting annoyed and tried to look around him and he saw me struggling to watch the game so he tried to block me even more...like it was funny or something. I finally just told him to move his moronic ass, he's not being funny.
    What a waste of Les' money. What the hell does the bear have to do with anything 'rocket' related? Stupid concept.
     
  5. Vengeance

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    Anyone else go to Clutch's "birthday"? I really enjoyed seeing all the different mascots there. Then the Air-filled mascots came out towards the end. Air Clutch got a hole in him and started slowly deflating. It was hilarious!!
     
  6. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    His wife should be all the birthday goodness he needs.

    Outstanding.

    DD
     
  7. coolpet

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    are you sure you are talking about the bear not the cheer leaders :D
     
  8. SageHare6

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    Chix dig the bear. That's all I have to say.
    :D

    theSAGE
     
  9. espiritabonita

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    LMAO!! After seeing all this crappy "basketball" by the Rockets, I'm glad to finally get a laugh. I could not stop laughing! I wonder if that is really what Clutch is pointing at, and if so.....LMAO!!!!!!!!!
     

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