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Women are the Ninja Masters of Mind Games

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Mar 3, 2013.

  1. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    This, of course, begs the question.....

    Does your wife fart in the shower?
     
  2. iamthejustness

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    How do you compare with the male population in both physical and mental stature? This would include peak physical health, balanced structural formation in face and body, self acquired personal wealth via fiat currency or knowledge. Do you show leadership qualities to justify being followed by both females and males alike? If all of the above, does your wife possess superior qualities amongst the female population in comparison to yourself? Would you categorize yourself as a player or a loyal person and are you seen as such by your peers? Is the massage lady content with her current situation?
     
  3. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    Very well put. Had she made a big deal about it, I would have gotten annoyed even though I probably would have agreed with her.

    And I don't about the rest of you, but if a woman asks a man to go get some dinner a few times during the course of a conversation, what else is there to infer? no Swoly, there will be no pics. Said lady is close to 40, probably about a 6 or 7 at best on a good day. I know she doesn't have a man. Kinda surprising. You'd think that a woman who does massage for a living would have no problem finding a guy.

    Well at the very least, my wife will know why the search history includes words like "legit massage" and "no happy endings". :grin:
     
  4. BamBam

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    I bet you half the guys on this forum couldn't have that
    conversation with their spouse. Your wife sounds like a
    keeper. Nice job with being transparent with her.
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  5. pmac

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    My experience is that most women are jealous...if they feel there is competition. I think you've mentioned before that your wife is attractive. It's fairly likely that she concluded that the woman hitting on you is at or a little below your league. So since you married up, you'd be stupid to cheat.
     
  6. hotballa

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    ****! :mad: if that's true then it means she thinks I'm a 5 on a normal day.
     
  7. MadMax

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    just enjoy having married up. the relationship boards and comments on women generally in the Hangout make me very appreciative of my wife.
     
  8. rimbaud

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    Man, if I told my wife about every woman who hit on me she would get really sick of the daily barrage.

    I just tell her about the really hot ones who hit on me.
     
  9. Pringles

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    Yes she does.

    Yes, I give hotballa's wife "massages" when he is too busy writing his diary on ClutchFans.
     
  10. leroy

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    Did Honey Bear change names again? This is dripping with a douchieness that only he can bring.
     
  11. SunsRocketsfan

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    and if she does.. does she proceed to exit the shower and wipe it down with toiler paper?
     

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