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What Do You Do If You Fart While Showering?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Feb 27, 2013.

  1. HR Dept

    HR Dept Member

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    In the shower, water in combination w/ soap usually does the trick. The answer here is simple: you a nasty mf that prob only bathes 2-3 times a week.

    Your unfamiliarity with showers and how to actually get clean says as much.
     
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  2. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    dude if there was some leakage, would you really use your bar of soap to wash your butt? think about it. You would not want to clear up the area first?
     
  3. LonghornFan

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    Dude, washing your ****ing ass isn't rocket science, unless you're 5.
     
  4. hotballa

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    I did wash it. I simply took the time to wipe it first before washing the area.

    if you spill some curry on the table, you're not going to bust out the windex right away. you need to grab a paper towel, get get the area nice and dry before going to town with the windex.

    I think that's the best way I can put it.
     
  5. macalu

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    if you spill that curry in your sink, you simply rinse it off with the faucet.
     
  6. GRENDEL

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    Well the curry analogy is going to keep me away from that food for a while....
     
  7. OmegaSupreme

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    lolol. bolo, the back and forth between you and hotballa reminds me of the "wake up dead" scene in scary movie 3. :grin:
     
  8. hotballa

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    man you can't just spray some water on it and clean it up. you gotta get the chunks out first.
     
  9. tmoney1101

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    If you're eating that much curry it's no wonder why you keep ****ting yourself.
     
  10. fallenphoenix

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    your fart had chunks? that's called ****ting yourself
     
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    It's hard to argue that logic.
     
  12. ima_drummer2k

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    "As God as my witness, I thought farts had chunks"

    - hotballa
     
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  13. OmegaSupreme

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    this quote ranks right up there with "nibble on the bits".
     
  14. hotballa

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    no the curry i'm referring to in my analogy normally has chunks. my fart had nothing but air and water. man this is how rumors get started.
     
  15. eMat

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    I remember reading somewhere (so it may be wrong) a long time ago that poo can get through something like ten layers of toilet paper. Yeah, it won't be in macroscopic "bits and pieces", but it's still there. Good that you wash your hands.
     
  16. fallenphoenix

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    then why not just rinse yourself off with soap water?

    you should use a relevant analogy then
     
  17. HR Dept

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    Air and water? Yeah, you a nasty mf.
     
  18. hotballa

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    because it felt like a shart due to the combo of water from the shower and my fart.
     
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    See, now this is going to apply to a lot of y'all so pay attention:

    If you only use a bar of soap to shower, you are a nasty b*stard. If you only use 1 rag to shower, you are a nasty b*stard. You should have 2 rags, one for your body and one for your face. If not you're wiping the same bar of soap or rag that you used for your ass on your face. All y'all are a bunch of ass faces. Step your shower game up.

    Don't get me started on families that share the same bar of soap AND don't use rags.
    [​IMG]
     
  20. fallenphoenix

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    i still don't get why you wouldn't just rinse yourself off with soap water unless you actually sharted.

    but i've put too much thought into this thread already. i'm out
     

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