Dallas Residents-Greatest Seinfeld Episode Ever On Right Now-Ch. 4

My fav is called "little kicks"

It's where Elaine hosts a party and tries to get everyone in the mood by starting off the dancing...Then it's video taped by Jerry filiming movies in theaters, which is then sold on the street...

Classic...

 

The "square to spare" episode where Kramer is calling 1-900 discovers that Jerry's girlfriend is a phone sex operator. Also has George and Kramer going rock-climbing with Elaine's boyfriend, Tony.

 

How about Serenity Now Episode.

Three great things about it!!

1. Kramer's screen door and making the apt. Hometown USA.
"I'm keeping this ball"

2. Jerry get's emotions then loses them when George unloads all his problems on Jerry.
"That's it, all my dreams, hopes, worst fears."
"Good luck with all of that"
"Wait a minute, I thought you were sensitive now"
"I think you scared me straight"

 

"TURN, PIMP!"

 

I don't really have a favorite, I like different scenes from each.

I don't know if anyone has mentioned these:

The one where Kramer wins a Tony ("Looouuuuu!")
The one where Kramer pretends to be an employee of that company ("Just trying to...get ahead")
The one where Kramer 'retires' and moves to Florida ("The grind...I mean who needs it?")
Kramer gets an intern ("And with Darren's help, we'll GET that chicken!")
Anything with Kruger

Too many.

 

Oh man, I can't name just one. I think my favorite is when Kramer installs a disposal in his shower because he takes such long showers. Elaine is dealing with a "germaphobe" lady at work and rubs the lady's keyboard on her ass. Kramer makes a salad in his shower and serves it to Elaine, Puddy, and germaphope lady. Meanwhile, George attends a "rage-aholics anonymous" meeting.


Plus all the greats: Soup Nazi, The Contest, The Parking Garage...

 

Found it:

165. The Apology 12/11/97 Jerry learns about good and bad naked. Elaine's co-worker (The Susie ) is afraid of her germs. George waits for an apology from and alcoholic friend. Kramer tries to cut down his shower time.

 

Ah, yes, the one with James Spader. A damn fine episode...

"I'm so sorry... that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal size neckhole of my finely knit sweater."

Some of my favs:

"The Maid" - "What street are you on?" "I'm on First and First. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!"
"The Bizzaro Jerry" - "I'm... I'm sorry.. We've already got a George..."
"The Puffy Shirt" - "But I don't want to be a pirate!"
"The Soup Nazi" - "You are the only one who understands me." "You suffer for your soup." "Yes..."
"The Comeback" - "The jerk store called; they're running out of you!" & "Another game for Milosh!!!"
"The Contest" - "Are you Master of your Domain?" "I am King of the County. You?" "Lord of the Manor." ... "I'm Queen of the castle!"
"The Red Dot" - "You want me to take an overview? "Please!" "I see a very cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away with something."

 

It's hard to pick episodes, but my two favorite 'bits' are when Geaorge retells his experience with the whale posing as a marine biologist, and Jerry's argument about reservations with the girl at the car rental place...