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Caption Game: Life in Albania

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockHEAD, Feb 25, 2003.

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  1. rockHEAD

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    An Albanian man smokes a cigarette as his wife carries hay alongside the
    national road in near Elbasan, near the capital of Tirana February 24, 2003.
    In rural Albania, tradition dictates that women to do all the house chores
    with men never helping as this is seen to be a sign of weakness.



    you do not need to quote this message to submit a caption
    please just hit reply and submit your caption
     
  2. TheHorns

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    "Rexhep, you really think I need a bikini wax?"
     
  3. LeGrouper

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    "Joe never went anywhere without his lucky hay bale, even when the bale-carriers union raised the wages of bale carriers above seven dollars an hour..."
     
  4. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Trader_Jorge enjoys shows off his dashing new blue coat while his mail order bride looks on.
     
  5. AdmrPhilly76

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    Brings a new meaning to the term "Mobile Home"
     
  6. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    You should be given an allowance.....no one is going to beat your caption.
     
  7. MadMax

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    "I live in a backward culture, but you can't say that because it's politically incorrect. So I can abuse and take advantage of my wife all I want, and I'll sit here smugly smoking my cigarette because there's no such thing as right and wrong."
     
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    The Horns, you are killing me man, look at the big red letters....


    Here's another one,

    "Smokin' Joe & Glazed Suzie- The story of a man and his dream to walk across america with a joint in his hand the entire time and of the woman who helped him do it."
     
  9. rockHEAD

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    "Woman! Come light my cigarette!"
     
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    "Honey this is the last straw..."
     
  12. AdmrPhilly76

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    Tonight on Fox's new reality show.....

    "Joe Albanian"
     
  13. TheHorns

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    "...I guess I should have never b!tched about how tough it was being a housewife..."
     
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    "hi ho, hi ho, to sufferage we go"
     
  15. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Instead of finding the needle, it was easier just to bring the whole haystack home.
     
  16. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Since Mila and Milos didn't have a car, Mila had to find another method to increase her mass before running over her cheating husband.
     
  17. AdmrPhilly76

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    Albania's are responding to the Orange Alert.....

    Unfortunately since resources are low, they have to use Twigs and Rope instead of Plastic Sheeting and Duct Tape.
     
  18. PhiSlammaJamma

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    And one little piggy mader her house out of straw.
     
  19. AdmrPhilly76

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    SO THAT'S WHERE MY PARENTS WENT ON VACATION!!!!
     
  20. Mrs. JB

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    Ah Max -- you have such a light touch when it comes to political satire. ;)
     

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