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[Bachelor Party Advice] Wedding in Ixtapa, Mexico

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ivenovember, Feb 18, 2013.

  1. ivenovember

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    So, I am the (co) best man for a destination wedding in Ixtapa, Mexico. I have never been to Ixtapa or even Mexico, actually. Trying to figure out ideas for the bachelor party and deciding if we should have it in Houston or in Mexico. We fly in to Mexico two days before the actual wedding, so I think a Bachelor party there may be risky, in case someone losses some teeth or anything.

    In essence, I'd love to hear y'alls craziest and stupidest ideas for a Bachelor party here in Houston, or in Ixtapa, and then hopefully some decent people on the forum will also submit some reasonable ideas.
     
  2. Big MAK

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    Loot a drug lords house. Epic.
     
  3. htownrox1

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    Just did one in Houston a few months ago:

    Best man says he wants to get us together and take the groom to a strip club. Everyone including the groom agrees. Groom tells bride about it in passing. Bride begins to berate groom and tell him how disgusting he is for a week or so (she even refused to get out of the car for 45 minutes at a mutual friends party before driving off in the grooms car, leaving him stranded). We ended up sitting around the best mans living room, talking about the simpsons and texans. Sooo yeah, do anything but that.
     
  5. Classic

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    If you've got money, go to New Orleans & stay on Burbon St at a hotel with a balcony. Have access to at least one private balcony.

    If you don't have money, get a beach house in Crystal Beach. Go to Ship's Wheel and/or Sharky's & get ripped on Fri & Sat night. Make use of the house for an after party if needed.

    You need to leave town. If you have to make it one night in Houston, get a party bus & plan the night out accordingly.
     
  6. Classic

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    Your buddy will probably be divorced by 32.
     
  7. ivenovember

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    He's a huge soccer fan so I was trying to see if we could get on the Dynamo's field but that's looking pretty tough as of now.
     
  8. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    What's the appeal with the balcony when it's not Mardi Gras?
     
  9. Classic

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    It still works. Trust me.
     
  10. SwoLy-D

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    Nobody is going to give this guy any crap because he's a CO-best man?!?!? :p BOOOOOOoOOoOOooo... the groom has a weak mind.
    You should have titled this thread "[thread=234008]Anyone know Brad Davis[/thread]" :eek:


    I support the PARTY BUS idea, if you plan to stay in town. If you are doing this in another town ONE PERSON needs to stay sober at all times to make sure the kids selling chiclets don't jack you up for the money and y'all all end up with "I Love Juan" tattoos the next morning.
     
  11. pippendagimp

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    stuff a $20k grip into a satchel and get access to harden's chicktionary
     
  12. Pistol Pete

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    Under no circumstances do you tell a woman anything about any details of a bachelor party before or after the event. That **** goes to the grave because no matter what you do or don't do, it will be used against you at a later date. Either by the person you marry or the friend who tells his significant other and from that point on is on watch every time he hangs out with anyone he mentions from the party. Seen it happen too many times.

    Had a co-worker who held his at his apartment while his supposedly cool GF went out with her friends. Well guess who showed up in the middle of the party. The GF who proceeded to chase the groom around the apartment with a frying pan. She kicked everyone out too. Seriously dumb move.
     
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    Ask Mitt Romney about the b****es!
     
  14. micks96

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    Do not go to Mexico
     
  15. King1

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    You will be sold into the sex trade
     
  16. Rodman23

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    donkey show?
     
  17. SwoLy-D

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    In Reynosa's red district BOYS' TOWN, it's "El Chango Maniaco", otherwise known as The Maniacal Monkey. :grin: Don't ask me how, but I know.
     
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    Which double pisses me off because of all the money this is taking, but hey, if he's happy...

    No lie. I would not wish that situation on anyone ever again.
     
  19. Xerobull

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    Wha?

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