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Swanson TV Dinners: The End of Mankind

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ewfd, Feb 23, 2003.

  1. ewfd

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  2. RIET

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    Have you ever eaten at Cici's Pizza.

    I would assume it's similiar - especially if you take them up on their offer of all you can eat.
     
  3. ewfd

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    yeah, but that's a buffet.. you can eat one slice, or one hundred.
     
  4. drapg

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    It really doesn't look like a large amount of food.

    But just looking at that bacon has pushed my cholestrol through the roof! :eek:
     
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    Who eats mashed potatoes for breakfast? :confused:
     
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    Okay this is a nasty story but it has to be told.

    While in tampa I would go to Ce Ce's with a couple of freinds. One was kinda desperate for attention. So he would do stupid things like count how much pizza he ate.

    Anyways one day he ate like 50 pieces of Ce Ce's pizza, usually he would save a part of the crust to count it, but this time he went for the whole nine yards and ate the whole peice. Well his personal record was like 51 or something. As he is eating the 51st slice. He starts to sweat. . . . a lot more than usuall. Well needless to say he began to drink more to compensate for his loss of water. I am telling him. Jim Bob* go to the bathroom, bad shizno is about to go down. He just sat there, like he was scared to move or something. Next, he starts to burp, Now I start yelling, in a crowded restraunt mind you, Jim* get to the bathroom. Still he would not go.

    Finally he begins to. . . . you know. It was like a garden hose man. Seriously, Red puke was squirting out of his mouth, I didnt see what happened next, I was on my way out the door. I was so emarased that I didnt want to see the rest. All I heard were screams behind me. Against my better judgment I turned around to stare at the train wreck that I had tried to avoid. There is Jim BOB saying. and i quote. "Well, I am done" yeah Jim* I think you are done.

    Still Ce Ce's holds a special place in my heart after that experiance.
     
  8. ewfd

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    um.. those are hash browns
     
  9. RIET

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    She's talking about the eggs.
     
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    HOLY CRAP that is a great site. Some funny shi+ there for all of us who grew up in the 80s!
     
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    Nice Codell.....Nice.....
     
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    Holy ****. :eek:

    I wonder if we sell that at my store. I am going to point out the nutrition facts to the customer, and just say DAMN.
     
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    I assumed those were eggs.

    I think I'm gonna barf after looking at that.
     
  14. RIET

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    If you look at it closely, it could also be cornbread... or something.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Is that mrpaige?? :eek:
     
  16. drapg

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    No joke! I totall forgot about Wacky Wall Walkers!

    I used to love those things!
     
  17. Sonny

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    Nice pic codell...

    That food makes me sick! ;)


    "We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger."


    Homer: So you think you know better than this family, eh? Well as long as you're in my house you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!
    Bart: Yes father.
    Lisa: Mom, dad, my spiritual quest is over!
    Homer: Hold that thought... Bacon up that sausage, boy!
    Bart: But dad, my heart hurts! :)
     
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    That article's hilarious. I was really cracking up towards the end.
     
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    the "entire alternate universes made of prosciutto" and the your ass will grow hands lines were awesome. the whole thing was hilarious. seriously, those eggs need to look a whole lot more like eggs before i'm eating them. and 231% of your cholesterol?? my god. i mean i'm sure mcd's gets close with the hotcakes (+butter) and sausage breakfast but at least i'm not actually looking at the info.

    gotta give them credit though, they didn't go over the daily allowance of fat. you've gotta whole other gram to use the rest of the day.
     
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    LOL! I laughed - I cried! Hilarious story. I'm willing to bet that after that - his personal best still stands and no further attempts have been made.
     

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