UK Govt Urges Under-16's to Experiment with Oral Sex

One of my favorite George lines... just the anger he displays about something so petty as a comeback...

""I'm going with jerk store. Jerk store is the line. Jerk store!""

 

only at CC.net....thread goes from oral sex to Seinfeld faster than it takes for Homer to say "Doh!"

 

It's a smart line, and smart crowd will appreciate it.

 

And I'm not going to dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

 

I hope you're wearing a helmet because I'm about to go Joe Divola on you for leaving me off.

 

"I didn't know it was physically possible, but this both sucks AND blows"

...sorry, had to get a Simpsons quote in there to break up all this Seinfeld crap!

 

Okay this is obscure

"Are you still afraid of clowns"

"Yes"

 

At that age, the girl is likely to do some kind of damage down there without proper training.

 

Hahaha. Sorry about that, man!

 

gotta back up ATrain...

"Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves!"

"Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die."

"I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: Cover for me.
Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss!
Number 3: It was like that when I got here"


"There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson. "


"Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican."

 

R Kelly is going to be the gov't spokesperson.

I have heard that teenage girls don't consider oral sex actual sex. That's unbelievable, you think it could have anything to do with television. On Joe Millionaire, by the way I refuse to watch that reality crap, but I saw on a thread where the girl was actually giving oral on prime time national T.V. Are we really surprised about teenagers' attitudes about sex nowadays.

 

I'm so glad that when my testosterone levels were at their glorious peak the worst thing you could catch could be cured with a shot.

Not that I ever needed a shot.

 

Hey, who says liberals have no new ideas! They are just getting warmed up!

 

What's next, the oral sex diet for women? Wait that's been done.

 

Seriously?

 

They (by they, I mean the participants, not the network) claim there wasn't any oral sex.

 

I take it this was between Joe M. and one of the contestants?

 

Yes. Apparently (I didn't watch the show), they were on a "date" and went off camera into the woods or something, and you could hear sounds that Fox subtitled "slurp", so people drew their own conclusions.

I agree that our television shows have hit new lows, but if a network would broadcast something like that, then we've really got problems.

 

So to speak... I don't like this idea at all, actually. I just have one image for you...