Clutch's makes trade for new EGO? Proof is in the picture?

So...I'm at Walgreens and it's packed. They announce the photo counter is open for check out. I walk over and start placing my items on the counter when I see a familiar logo back behind the desk. "What is that red R right there?"

The kid working there answers, "It belongs to a guy who runs some website called ClutchFans. He's having like 1,000 posters of this made to give away to his fans or something...I don't know."

I could tell the kid was frustrated at just the thought of having to do all this work but I couldn't believe it. Surely, I was mistaken, I thought. So I looked at him and said, "Tell me real quick what happened...exactly!"

Here's what he said:

"This dude rolls in here, shaved head, bearded out, acting like a mobster or something and starts bossing all of us around saying how he was going to be the next big thing on TV and that some guy named Daryl Murray or somebody thought he was awesome and that we were lucky to just be making these posters for him. He said if we didn't shut up and start printing that he would say something bad about us on TV. My boss started walking up so I was like 'Yes, Mr. Hardstine or Heartseen or somethin', we'll print all 1,000 of them for you tonight, sir. Dude pointed his finger right at my face and yelled GOOD!"

I asked him if he noticed 'THE RING' and he said smiled back at me.
"YEAH!! I saw that thing! HUGE gold ring, with a bunch a red rubies and a giant 'R' in the middle made outta diamonds?"

I said, "Yeah. That's my friend. That's Clutch.......that's Clutch."

But I asked that dude for a copy and he gave it to me.

Spoiler

Poor Clutch.....having the best site in the world just wasn't enough...
He had to be bigger! He had to have more!