OUR NATIONAL PRIDE! As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this February 22 at 2:00 PM (ET), All American women are asked to walk out of their house completely nude to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti!-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove that they are not Taliban, demonstrating that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity. God bless America!
This is the best anti-terrorism measure anyone has come up with thus far, and I wholeheartedly support it!!! Thanks, Giddyup!
See, in spite of our obvious strong differences of opinion, we are both Americans first! If only Congress could work this well...
Be careful what you wish for, I'm sure Ted Kennedy would be all for this!! I think we also need to document this patriotic occasion, so I'll be glad to bring my video camera.
I couldn't agree more. By the way, if you can round up the women, I've got a cold case of Coors Light in my fridge. Unfortunately, the only women in my neighborhood are elderly!
