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mmmmm Serena

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SmeggySmeg, Feb 18, 2003.

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  1. drapg

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    Yes. I wanted to use that quote, but I didn't know quite how to spell "aghehaghehcatfight"!
     
  2. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    Since this thread has degenerated into an English lesson, I believe you should say she wasn't that lacking in ability. Now she is.
     
  3. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    I doubt anyone here could tell the difference between the tennis ass-whooping we'd take at the hands of either Serena or Anna.
     
  4. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    That is sooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid. Of course we can't beat Anna, just like I would get my ass kicked by Moochie Norris in a game of pickup. I guess Moochie is a great player, just like I would get my ass kicked boxing Mike Tyson, I guess Mike is still a great boxer. Just because a proffessional can do something better in their field than a person who is not a proffessional in that field doesn't mean jack squat. Its a weak argument. Just because those surgeons screwed up that little Mexican girl's transplant, I don't think you want me giving you a liver transplant.

    Excuse me for going off, that is just a pet peeve of mine.
     
  5. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    If they make a movie of her life will J-Lo get the lead? She already pulled off one Serena. Ben Affleck could take the role of Pete Samprass, the world needs a tennis movie...:D
     
  6. drapg

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    And playing themselves are Enrique Iglesias, Sergei Federov, Pavel Bure
     
  7. A-Train

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    KingCheetah, I'm shocked! You've never seen Racquet with Bert Convoy, Edie Adams, and Bjorn Borg? Ummm...ok, then has ANYBODY seen Racquet with Bert Convoy, Edie Adams, and Bjorn Borg?

    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
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    A-Train,

    WOW!

    I consider myself to be a connoisseur of bad movies, but I bow to you for that gem!
     
  9. mateo

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    Serena is delicious.
     
  10. KingCheetah

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    "Whack it"

    Racquet: a well strung comedy...a love game. :D Bert Convoy :D

    This is simply the funniest thing I have never seen (or heard of). Right up there with the "Gumball Rally"

    I tell ya what though Serena sure can "whack it" when she wants.
     
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    Anna was ranked 8th in singles in 2000.

    She was ranked 1st (That's pretty good) in doubles in 2000, and 4th (not bad) in 1999.

    She is currently ranked 20th in doubles.

    She has been doing better than many professionals in her field.

    She HAS won a tournament -- Aussie Open Doubles in 1999.

    I think she was the youngest to reach the Semi's in Wimbledon.

    Thanks soooo much for giving me an excuse to do a search for Anna..

    :D

    And the above is proof that I do read the articles.
     
  12. bigtexxx

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    J-Lo was S-E-L-E-N-A. Not Serena.
     
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    She is also currently ranked top 5 by Russian hockey players and latin singers.
     
  14. KingCheetah

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    Sorry thats my F-A-U-L-T! :)
     
  15. SmeggySmeg

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    just keeping page 2 on thread
     
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    That is likely the case. I can't say that I thought he was right for doing what he did, but he is a throwback to the old days.

    Speaking of throwbacks, the only thing I had an issue with what he did was throwing the bat.

    I have to say, that may be a means of death I woould be willing to accept![​IMG]

    Good call there, I must confess, you stating that prompted me to look at her face for the first time. ;)
     
  18. MadMax

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    i've met roger's wife before...she is every bit as striking in person as she is in a photo. and seemed like a really sweet lady, as well.
     
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    Can someone post a pic of Serena in her world famous catwoman suit that she wore for the US Open. You now which one I am talkin bout, that black skin tight one in which her niples buldge out. And while your at it, get a pic of Anna too and watch this thread blow up
     
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    I am certainly wishing he had brought her to some of the events I was at. She really does look like a striking woman (if she were clothed as well), and I would have to think she is in her early 40's at the youngest. They have a HS age son.
     

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