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Completed another love making session

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Honey Bear, Jan 23, 2013.

  1. SC1211

    SC1211 Contributing Member
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    Repped. ****ing awesome post. Would give extra rep for the Tim and Eric gif if I could too.
     
  2. DudeWah

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  3. SpaceCityKid

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    Im getting a blumpkin right now
     
  4. LonghornFan

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    Boom.

    Any response to this "Ronny"?
     
  5. Spooner

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    After reading this, I'm pretty sure your a virgin.
    If your sincere, it sounds like it takes you quite a while to get a girl wet. Sad.
    By the way, in music hitting all the notes is a bad idea.
     
  6. Honey Bear

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    Perhaps it's time to develop a personality of your own so these guys won't push you around so much. Meds aren't the answer, they're just gonna numb away life so you can go out quietly. Personally, I don't like the idea of babying and tiptoieing quietly around you so you don't have a meltdown.

    Have you looked into Pilates or Tai Chi?
     
  7. Honey Bear

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    Lawl, maybe if you're William Hung.

    What if you're Mariah Carey?
     
  8. Spooner

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    Don't know about you, but I'm definitely hung.
     
  9. Honey Bear

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    So your names Hung.

    William, Hung.

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    Ohhh jeremy san, you my favorite playa. You so good. Better than Lebron. Houston not using you properly, you really supersaiyan superstar. Come over, I make you dim sum. I make you kim chi. Fresh.


    Mad re5p4ct.
     
  10. moestavern19

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    Perhaps it's time to deflect the response in which I just used my superior intellect to trick you into calling your own pathetic musings "generic, bland and repetitive".

    Bump, bump, bump,

    Another one bites the dust.

    Bump, bump, bump,

    Another one bites the dust.

    I do find it interesting how you silently keep notes of people's lives somewhere in your mind or perhaps even on a notepad file.

    That doesn't wreak of psychotic, degenerative issues at all. Probably from inferior genetics. Your mother may have been a circus bear, but your father was almost certainly a mute Kleptomaniac whose sperm was forcibly churned out and implanted into your mother's eagerly waiting, ripe persimmon with some sort of power tool, mostly likely a Makita Drill with several rolls of duct tape wrapped around the handle.

    I give it about 12 more months before you pry your sister's eyeball out with an Allan wrench and have a passionate love making session with her exposed eye socket.

    Namaste.
     
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  11. Yung-T

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    Pretty weak response given the context of his post, got busted on your own garbage.
     
  12. BrieflySpeaking

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    there's times when I get more of a kick by the pictures/gifs posted in a thread than its actual content.
     
  13. Honey Bear

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    Just be yourself kid. ;)
     
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    At my initial glance at your post I assumed you were lumping William Hung and Mariah Carey in the same category. What's unbelievable is that you actually think Mariah Carey is a good musician. LOL unreal. That's just sad. You must be tone deaf if you think Mariah Carey uses all 12 notes in any song. I didn't realize she was of the serialist school. In any case, you only listed 7 notes. What happened to the other 5? That's ok, it's all about how you use those notes not how many you can get in. Maybe in time you'll learn.

    OK dude, in all honesty I can't waste anymore time on a basketball forum today. I'd really love to jabber more with you on your delusions, but I'm gonna go make my girlfriend breakfast.

    See ya
     
  15. Harrisment

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    Game over.
     
  16. Han Solo

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    I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!
     
  17. SacTown

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    Don't feed the Honey Bears!
     
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    Da shiniz is going on? This thread is too deep for me.

    As I understand, the guy got secs and everyone began put on their hater caps. Who cares if it's real or not...you'll never know.
     
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