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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by roxxfan, Jan 20, 2013.

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  1. roxxfan

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    Why did it? I am dumbfounded :cool:
     
    #1 roxxfan, Jan 20, 2013
  2. LosPollosHermanos

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    one of my pet peeves.

    carry on.
     
    #2 LosPollosHermanos, Jan 20, 2013
  3. Rodman23

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    #3 Rodman23, Jan 20, 2013
  4. Caltex2

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    Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

    [rimshot]

    [cough]

    [cricket chirps]

    Thank you!

    [Puts microphone back on stand as it echos]
     
    #4 Caltex2, Jan 20, 2013
  5. htownrox1

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    To get to the other side.

    Afterlife.

    Get it.

    Got it.

    Good.
     
    #5 htownrox1, Jan 20, 2013
  6. LC Rox Fan

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    It wanted to show it was not a chicken.

    Duh!
     
    #6 LC Rox Fan, Jan 20, 2013
  7. VanityHalfBlack

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    Svpernaut is on the other side with a shotgun?
     
    #7 VanityHalfBlack, Jan 20, 2013
  8. Realjad

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    I don't think the chicken really had an agenda or reason or anything it was just walking around and there happened to be a road there.

    I don't think their brains are capable of such deep thought motives
     
    #8 Realjad, Jan 20, 2013
  9. rocketsballin

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    why did the chicken cross the road?

    because there was a black guy on his side
     
    #9 rocketsballin, Jan 20, 2013
  10. amaru

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    The "Chicken" is the government and the "road" is the black man. The government crossed the black man to trample him and keep him down!

    ;)

    I'll take my rep now :cool:
     
    #10 amaru, Jan 20, 2013
  11. roxxfan

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    lolz haha
     
    #11 roxxfan, Jan 20, 2013
  12. KingStevo10

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    Thats where the chickens ****s
     
    #12 KingStevo10, Jan 20, 2013
  13. david_rocket

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    because you can be an elite chicken if you cross the road :grin:
     
    #13 david_rocket, Jan 21, 2013
  14. dharocks

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    It's never made sense to me that the first joke most people learn is actually an anti-joke.
     
    #14 dharocks, Jan 21, 2013
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    #15 Mathloom, Jan 21, 2013
  16. Master Baiter

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    To **** your mother
     
    #16 Master Baiter, Jan 21, 2013
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