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[Endorsements] New deals for Lance

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by B-Bob, Jan 18, 2013.

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  1. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    I am thinking about a new set of endorsement deals.

    1. That Axe deodorant shtick would be perfect, since basically their myth is that their scent is cheating.

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Cr5SdbayizU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    2. Southwest airlines: wanna get away?

    3. Also those lame coffee powders that are supposed to taste like cappuccino. Lance goes into the kitchen and makes espresso machine noises and comes out with the lame drink for a guest.

    4. I can't believe it's not butter!
    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lg52V_bOIuY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    5. Blood drive public service announcements. :grin:
    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nUQ4Qqsc2rQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Other ideas? Let's help Lance and his agent out!
     
    #1 B-Bob, Jan 18, 2013
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  2. CaptainRox

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    What about those cheesy online dating sites that encourage cheating?:grin:
     
    #2 CaptainRox, Jan 18, 2013
  3. Svpernaut

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    Uniball pens.
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    #3 Svpernaut, Jan 18, 2013
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    Bingo! Spokesman for Ashley Madison.
     
    #4 Felixthecat, Jan 18, 2013
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    Winner.... Lock it up
     
    #5 Rocket Guy, Jan 18, 2013
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    Cycling coach, spin class instructor.
     
    #6 Dairy Ashford, Jan 18, 2013
  7. Two Sandwiches

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    Major League Baseball
     
    #7 Two Sandwiches, Jan 18, 2013
  8. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Nice ones! I like the MLB angle because he could be like a 3rd announcer: you have play-by-play, color analyst, and then the PED expert.

    Others:

    Pergo -- "good enough to fool most of the people, most of the time."

    Rogaine!
     
    #8 B-Bob, Jan 19, 2013
  9. heypartner

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    Enron
     
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  10. heypartner

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    Manti Te'o and Lance could team for the online dating sites
     
    #10 heypartner, Jan 19, 2013
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    the other person wouldn't exist.
     
    #11 SK34, Jan 19, 2013
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    He could certainly be a spokesman for vaginal irrigation products.
     
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  13. Rodman23

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    Who's Lance? I used to know a lance, guy was bat**** crazy. I remember him getting kicked out of the marines for bloodying a guy with a keyboard in the computer lab.
     
    #13 Rodman23, Jan 19, 2013
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    Come again?
     
    #15 Two Sandwiches, Jan 19, 2013
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    He could be royce white's agent and twitter consultant.
     
    #16 Jontro, Jan 19, 2013
  17. heypartner

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    B-Bob, did the recent "Wait Don't Tell Me" episode inspire this? That was pretty hilarious.
     
    #17 heypartner, Jan 19, 2013
  18. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    No! Seriously did not hear that* so it must be convergent evolution.

    * = I really dislike that radio show for some reason. Just feel like it tries to hard, and maybe in that way, it reminds me of my own humor too much.
     
    #18 B-Bob, Jan 20, 2013
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