Which one? How do you know RM95's Girl isn't some coked up w****? Regardless, my lap dance will be free.
Isabel, are you married? Sometimes it sounds like you're a little unhappy about it. Doesn't sound like that to me. You know, if Isabel would just convert to liberalism, I'd go out with her in a heartbeat. If I wasn't married of course.
I am going to do what I do every Valentine's day. Start the evening off with a nice glass of wine, then finish the bottle. Then I'll crack open a bottle of scotch and start drinking that. Once the anger sets in, I'll start calling my ex-girlfriends and ruining their nights. Pretty much been a ritual for the past 10 years. Oh, I forgot, this year I'll also be digging my bomb shelter as well.
Free? Ha! Your logic is flawed, my friend. $150 on dinner, $50 on a nice bouquet of flowers, $100 on some new earrings, and maybe another $40 for a decent bottle of wine for the house. Is that free? Hmm. My calculations put that cost at around $340. I have been through this kind of valentine's day, and I must say that I will enjoy this year's!!! But I wish you well nevertheless.
You are incorrect. $17 on two movie tickets. $8 for popcorn and coke at the movies. $10 for our favorite appetizer at Outback. $5 for our favorite desert at TGI Fridays. $40 total, plus the lapdance, plus much, much more. Hurts, huh?
I'm a single man as well. But maybe my luck will change today. They say single people should not be alone on Valentines Day, so get out there and go do something.... ...and not something where bodily fluids are used as Jergens.
I tend to like bukowski even more on Valentines day! BEER by Charles Bukowski I don't kow how many bottles of beer I have consumed while waiting for things to get better. I don't know how much wine and whiskey and beer mostly beer I have consumed after splits with women- waiting for the phone to ring waiting for the sound of footsteps, and the phone never rings until much later and the footsteps never arrive until much later. when my stomach is coming up out of my mouth they arrive as fresh as spring flowers: "what the hell have you done to yourself? it will be 3 days before you can f*ck me!" the female is durable she lives seven and one half years longer than the male, and she drinks very little beer because she knows it's bad for the figure. while we are going mad they are out dancing and laughing with horny cowboys. well, there's beer sacks and sacks of empty beer bottles and when you pick one up the bottles fall through the wet bottom of the paper sack rolling clanking spilling grey wet ash and stale beer, or the sacks fall over at 4 a.m. in the morning making the only sound in your life. beer rivers and seas of beer beer beer beer the radio singing love songs as the phone remains silent and the walls stand straight up and down and beer is all there is.
Thanks... yep, I'm married, which is not completely unhappy - I guess I'm just pretty honest about how I feel. (that's one of the last things our society won't talk about - the fact that happily ever after endings are few and far between, and you don't stop being human just because you're married.) While I'm pretty cynical about the holiday in general, I feel like this year may be better... as long as we don't set our expectations too high. No point in being the kind of b!tch that most guys don't want to end up married to... even if part of it is their fault. Off to go get him some flowers... (and, to my husband, if you're reading my posts - the take-out dinner at home is fine. Just, please, not by the romantic light of the O'Reilly Factor. )
EASY?? Please....sure, it's easy for the woman to give, but it's damn near impossible to convince the woman to give... We are talking about a bj, correct?
Your forgetting a couple of things man: 1. $5.00 for a box of chocolates 2. $6.75 for a box of condoms 3. $1.25 for a pack of Luck Strikes
Allow me to re-phrase: EASY?? Please....sure, it's easy for the woman to give, but it's damn near impossible to convince the woman to do anything about...
The easiest thing can directly lead to the best thing...unless you want to wait until March 20th and get a steak as well...Link
Y'all think Valentine's Day sucks? You have no idea. Try having your birthday on Valentine's Day. If you're single, you have a tough time getting into any restaurant on your birthday. Few of your other friends can join you because they have obligations with their significant others. It wasn't so bad when I lived in LA where everyone is single, but you usually end up bar-hopping with less than half of your friends. Oh, and all the bars are empty because all couples are home "celebrating," and a lot of single women choose not to go out. If you're not single (which I'm not now and won't be ever again after June) and male, you end up having to spend the time leading up to your birthday planning how to make your birthday a special day for someone else. You don't get to pick any restaurant you want, do whatever you want, etc because it's Valentine's Day. And you end up dropping a ton of cash on your birthday. Because, no matter how many times she says she really wants it to be about your birthday and not to worry about Valentine's Day, she's lying. I learned that one the hard way.
