Just a few things I've stumbled across in the last few days, in case anyone needs to kill a little time at work: Play Battleship online http://home.iae.nl/users/franklin/battleships/pag/battleships.htm t***, t*** & more t*** http://www.nice-t***.org/ I'm gonna die at 85, Nancy Drew & Audie Murphy share my future death date http://www.day4death.com/ Funny exchange between a guy & his homeowner's association http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=bicardigurl&itemid=338538
I clicked on that one immediately, and websense let me in. Other than Roosa, I don't think you'll find anything your employer might disapprove of.
I'm going to die at age 83?!?! Screw that, I can't wait that long. I think I'll take up skydiving, bungee jumping, and mountain climbing...
The t*** thing is cool. Check out the shop page http://www.nice-t***.org/shop.html http://www.nice-t***.org/titbits/roosa_heikkinen.jpg
The Home Owner's association correspondence is hilarious. I am so dreading having to deal with crap like that when I finally do buy a house in a neighborhood somewhere.
I was rolling man, he is my idol. I will definitely refer to his website if I ever get in a conflict with my homeowners. Oh and I will die at age 89 - March 27, 2069 Who else died then? 2002 - Comedian - Milton Berle, dies at 94, cancer 2002 - Actor - Dudley Moore, dies at 67, pneumonia 2002 - Director, "Some Like it Hot" - Billy Wilder, dies at 96, pneumonia 1977 - Playboy playmate - Eve Meyer, dies, planr crashed 1968 - Soviet cosmonaut, first man in space - Yuri Gagarin, dies, plane crash
Mulder Died - Tuesday May 23, 2062, at age of 89. Shares date with Golfer - Sam Snead, dies at 88. We miss you Sammy!
The HOA one is the best IMO. I have a very over-bearing HOA here in my neighborhood so I can definitely appreciate that.
Wednesday 7th March, 2068. At age 86. Where you will die: Nursing Home 43.10% In Patient 33.70% Residence 15.30% Out Patient/ ER 4.00% Other places 2.80% Dead on Arrival 1.00% Status unknown 0.00% Place unknown 0.00% How you will die: Heart disease 38.20% All other causes 19.60% Malignant cancer 11.70% Stroke 10.20% Influenza and pneumonia 4.80% Alzheimer's disease 4.30% Lower respiratory disease 4.20% Diabetes 2.10% Kidney disease 1.80% Accidents 1.80% Blood poisoning 1.40% 1998 - Actor and stuntman - Bill Cable, dies at 52 1993 - Motorcyclist - James Adano, dies, racing crash 1988 - Cross-dressing actor, "Hairspray" - Divine, dies at 42, sleep apnea OK. Now someone tells me who those people were....???