Houston Texans Playoff Prospects: A Tarot Card Reading

So we are pissed and I have damn near given up hope. So I decided to turn to the occult for some answers. (Lol my girlfriend likes to play with a vintage tarot card deck)

The Atmosphere: Five of Swords
- Card that covers them. Humiliation, dishonor, and loss.

The Forces Opposing: Ten of Swords
- Card that crosses them. Ruin, tears, and pain.

The Hopes: King of Rods
- Card that crowns them. Hoping that with our loyalty, things will happen as they should, justice.

The Foundation: Four of Cups
- Card that is beneath them. Dissatisfied with the environment. Change is needed.

The Past: Six of Cups (Reverse)
- Card that is behind them. Inability to outgrow the past, creating failure.

The Near Future: Three of Swords
- Card that is before them. Rupture, separation, and delay.

The Attidue of the Subject: Seven of Swords
- High hopes and expectations, but very irritated by the idea of possible failure.

The Environment of Support: Four of Rods (Reverse)
- Material and emotional blessing from their support.

Hopes and Fears: Ace of Swords (Reverse)
- Fearing the extremes of love and hate can lead to disastrous results.

The Outcome: Seven of Rods
- We may be outnumbered by adversaries, but because of our courage and persistence, we will create an advantage in our war and become the ultimate victor.


So I don't believe in this stuff at all, but my girlfriend loves it and she's been getting some scary accurate readings on things, so I thought this would be fun to do. Here's hoping right? Seemed pretty spot on. Picture coming soon.

 

Just trying to have a little fun and hope for the best.

 

Image didn't work. Here's a link I guess

http://www.uosl3.com/tarot.jpg