So, I pulled a muscle in my right hip/groin area yesterday, and then reaggrivated it this morning. I can hardly walk. So, after my shower this morning, I put some BenGay on that area to hopefully make me look less like an invalid when I walk. Well, an inadvertent smear must have reached my junk, cuz the right nads area is on fire. Hip/Groin area feels better though. Carry on...
One time my wife was rubbing my back with icyhot. She sitting on my back wearing a g-string and got some up her snizz. She started running around like a chihuahua screaming about her cooch burning or some such nonsense along those lines.
...that comes from experience? Also, as a man, using the bathroom after eating super spicy hot wings is always a dicey proposition.
Friend lost a superbowl bet in high school and had to put bengay on his balls. I enjoyed watching him writhe in pain all day.
Yeah, had the spicy wings last night and spent most of the night on the toilet with wicked cramps and fire pouring our of my anus. Still hurts. Will not issue again.
One time I was at a Rox game during the Yao era with my wife, more than slightly tipsy. We decided to get some overpriced hot dogs. It seemed like the best thing ever when I discovered the jalapeños at the fixin' station, so I yelled to my wife 'they got japs! They got japs!'. I then turned around to find a group of asian folks staring at me. I'll never know if they were of Japanese decent, terribly offended by the perceived racial slur, tourists from Asia astounded by my 'Murican enthusiasm for food, local folks who thought me a loutish brute, or some combination of the above. The hot dog was delicious.
Roger Clemens used to rub Icy Hot on his nads prior to each game as a sort of pre-game ritual. I think I remember him being quoted as saying he didn't want to feel comfortable when he was out there.
