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Yao & Bert: Separated at birth?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by cagey veteran, Jan 30, 2003.

  1. RunninRaven

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    Racist.
     
  2. icdp

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    Maybe I've seen too many "separated at birth" posts or something. I just don't see how it can be a racial issue.

    Take a look at other bbs (e.g. www.ezboard.com, search under the "survivor sucks" board). Every single person in the reality shows gets his/her own separated at birth picture(s).

    Sounds like if you do it on a white guy, it's okay. But if you do it on other races, it's racism. Ridiculus.
     
  3. coma

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    Don't you mean "ridicurous"
     
  4. JuanValdez

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    I think he means "calculus."
     
  5. icdp

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    Wow so many spelling cops around!! :eek:
     
  6. because24

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    They actually do resemble; and it was funny.
    I apologize if I offended anyone race, creed, or religion.;)
     
  7. studogg

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    jo mama, shame on you for confusing people with your sense of sarcasm. Don't you know some people just don't understand whitty political satire. And yes I do think he looks the count:D
     
  8. jo mama

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    thank you...
    for the love of god, does no one see sarcasm when they read it. i guess im just that good! im probably the last person in the whole bbs who is going to be offended by anything like that, so yall can all calm down.
    however, thank you to all who actually thought i was serious. i was laughing so hard that smoke was comming out of my ears.

    and why is everyone hatin' on my name. its really joseph mama, but i prefer jo and my last name is scotch-irish. decended from the o'mama clan or north eidelbrunsworthton (a province of northern ireland so remote that you shouldnt even bother trying to look for it on a map or computer b/c it is too small). when my ancestors arrived here from the motherland they dropped the "o" from o'mama to avoid the wrath of anti-immigrant groups like that of sam the butcher in "gangs of new york."
    i feel kind of funny sharing my family history w/ a bunch of strangers, but since everyone seemed so curious, i felt i had to address the matter.

    ps-president kim of n. korea really does look like the count from sesame street. check it out for yourself.
     
  9. jo mama

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    im a looser??? maybe so, but you are dumb for thinking i was serious. i thought that my post was dripping wet with the sweet dew of sarcasm.

    carry on...
     
  10. jo mama

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    what are you talking about? could you explain what the hell would an ink blot test do. if it gets me drunk or high im game.
     
  11. theguent

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    That was the funniest thing said in this god-awful thread. Nice post Deckard. Its a shame the creativity was overlooked by all the bickering.
     
  12. Deckard

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    Thanks. It's appreciated.
     
  13. chingwen

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    This is the most funny thread I have ever read. You guys just fight each others intellegence. Anyway, Yao's humor is as funny as Bert's if not more. But his appearance is even funnier than Bert!!!
     
  14. cagey veteran

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    For the record, it is very difficult to detect sarcasm in a post, especially when no emoticons are used. I'm pretty sure Bert is Jewish, by the way.;)
     
  15. Yetti

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    It might be fun to you but what about Yao Mings Family?
     
  16. jo mama

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    correct you are, how about next time i put a :p or a ;) in there too to clairify.

    why do you think that bart is jewish? is it cause hes good with money? is it the funny hat that he sometimes wears? is it cause his last name is finklestein? (i kid, i love jews, infact i live with one)
     
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