Stevie's like my grandmother -- he spends all his time driving in the lane but never passes. Q: What's the difference between Colin Pine and Boki? A: If Colin takes naps during games, someone notices.
Here, let me try. Stevie has been accused of low bball-iq, so he is trying to learn to play smart basketball. He asked Rudy T. how smart players look like. Rudy called over Yao Ming and asked him "who's the nephew of your dad's brother?" Yao answered without thinking "that's easy, it's me," then he went away. Rudy T. said to Stevie "see, here is how a smart player look like". Stevie is way impressed, he then wanted to test how smart his good pal Cat is. He asked Cat "who's the nephew of your dad's brother?" Cat said, let me think about it and tell you tomorrow. He then went to Rudy T. for the answer. Rudy T. said, "ok, the answer is me". The next day, Cat went to Stevie and said "I got it, it's Coach T!." Stevie then went really mad, "no, damn it, no, it's Yao Ming!"
What goto move does Boki always use when he finally gets into a Rocket game? Hold X button, punch y button, Hold X button to shoot. What is the first thing that Yao Ming says when he enters his crib with a hot chinese women? hi mom.
Stevie Franchise's trying to take a dump but can't.So he calls his pal Cat. Steve says,"Man, i've been sittin' here for hours and nuthins' came out. I've got the motion going but i just can't seem to pass." Cat replies," Man, do what i do. Just throw the **** up!"
What does Cuttino Mobley do every mourning at his crib? He starts out by taking a ****, Leaving the window WIDE OPEN for about 10 minutes, and then he hits the shower. Even worse he fails to look in the mirror before leaving for practice.
Well, this one is old, but appropriate after the Mavs game... What is the difference between the Rockets and a dollar bill? You get four quarters out of a dollar...
To make this a little more Basketball related: Steve to Rudy T.: How do smart players look like? Rudy called over Boki and asked him: I run a PnR with you. You end up wide open under the basket. What should I do? Boki: That's easy. You pass the ball to me. Rudy to Stevie: See, Steve. That's the basketball savvy I want you to get. Stevie is way impressed, he then wanted to test how smart his good pal Cat is. Steve to Cat: I run a PnR with you. You end up wide open under the basket. What should I do? Cat: Steve, that's a tough one. I'll go find out. Cat went to ask Rudy: Coach, I have a question. I run a PnR with you. You end up wide open under the basket. What should I do? Rudy: You pass the ball to me. Cat went back to Stevie: I got it. You pass the ball to Coach T!. Stevie went really mad: No, damn it, no, you pass it to Boki! Cat: Dang, I knew it was someone on the bench!
I thought about passing this up but here goes: Why is Steve Francis still single? He can't seem to make a pass at anyone. What's a daily routine for Cuttino Mobley? During the game he plays one on five, and before he goes to bed plays a little five on one. (Disclamer: I'm Asian) What does Yao mIng and Kung pao have in common? They are both good for fifteen minutes!!
In mobley's eyes, what does a basketball court and a double solid yellow line have in common? i'll leave it up to you guys for the answer.
What's the difference between Mobley and a rabies patient? ... Mobley never saw a shot he didn't like. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Why doesn't Rudy like McDonald's Happy Meals? ... They won't let him substitute fries for the burger and fries for the drink so that he can have a three-fries meal.
I tried passing it up too....after the Mavs second half though... What does the Rockets defense and BurgerKing have in common? You get it your way.
